Post #127726 by Jungle Trader on Sun, Nov 28, 2004 9:53 PM

This was just plain funny. Might be wierd to some but one time while I was rinsing chicken parts in the kitchen sink, my wife came up behind me and began to get a little amorous with her hands rubbing my chest. Suddenly she was distracted (children or phone) and walked away. But I knew what was next so I quickly unzipped my pants and stuck a chicken leg in there with the big end just barely hanging out of my pants. Sure enough a few seconds later she walks up behind me and starts rubbing my chest again, soon her hands are venturing down and BAM she grabs the big end of that chicken leg and jumps back and screams. I laughed for days.

Another time, while we were dating, we had just come back from a night out. Both of us were a little sauced. As we go into my room she quickly heads back to the restroom. I close the door to my room and completely disrobe. I slip on a pair of cowboy boots and back into the closet. She opens the door, walks in and I jump out of the closet growling with my arms in the air ARRRRRR ARRRRRR. She laughed so hard she fell into my dirty clothes basket (which was only a cardboard box) and couldn't get out. Her butt was stuck at the bottom and her legs were hanging out. I had to pull her out. That's one way to get a girl. We've been married 15 years. Maybe you single guys should try that one. or not. But if you do, don't blame me if she marries you.