Ask Little Lost Tiki Absolutely Anything

Bill...
I think LOL's question was WELL answered!

there are a number of possible answers to why that fly was buzzing around LOL's ear...

1. He liked his smell
2. he likes wisterias
3. he lives there and was protecting the wife and kids
   (don't worry,tho! Their lifespan is 15 to 30 days...)
4. He DOES NOT like Rollo...
   5)It's not a fly at all...but an insect robot surveillance ('micro air vehicles' (MAVs))machine utilizing Biomimetics...

sheesh!
These days even FREE advice is critiqued!
:lol:

Tell you what, Bill!
Let's ask LOL if his question has been satisfactorily answered...

LOLTiki...What say you?

Jason-I figured You'd love me for my brain
and Dannelle loves me for my looks !
(and smokebreaks!) :lol:

HLOD!
:)

Dear little lost tiki....

When I wear my Lavalava in public people tend to point and stare. When the Samoan guy on the next block wears his Lavalava in public people tend not to point and stare, some even go so far as to cross to the other side of the street to keep from pointing and staring. Does this mean that I have ugly legs or something?

my Dearest Chip and Andy...

define " or something"....

Upon receiving this information
a clearer answer can be concocted...
Thank you
:)

Dear Liloti,

Who's peekin' out from under a stairway calling a name that's lighter than air? Who's bending down to give me a rainbow? Who's tripping down the streets of the city smilin' at everybody she sees? Who's reachin' out to capture a moment?

Thanking you in advance,

woofmutt

Woofy, does this person happen to have stormy eyes?

If everyone knows, how come I don't???

Woof.....
Everyone knows it's Windy!

sheesh!

Dear Liloti,

I recently ate at Dairy Queen and the food was right down there with McDonald's. As I was making plans to never eat at Dairy Queen again I thought how Dairy Queen, like McDonald's, advertises all the frickin' time and I realized they must have to do all the advertising because the food really sucks.

So I see all these really swell posters for various past Califusa events. In this case I know that the products don't suck but are theses events really as incredible as the posters imply? Or is it just a few talented, long in the tooth drunks making more justifications to drink?

-wfmtt-

On 2009-09-26 09:44, Ralphmutt wrote:
Dear Liloti,
I recently ate at Dairy Queen and the food was right down there with McDonald's. As I was making plans to never eat at Dairy Queen again I thought how Dairy Queen, like McDonald's, advertises all the frickin' time and I realized they must have to do all the advertising because the food really sucks.
So I see all these really swell posters for various past Califusa events. In this case I know that the products don't suck but are theses events really as incredible as the posters imply? Or is it just a few talented, long in the tooth drunks making more justifications to drink?

-rlphmtt-

Ralphmutt....great question!

DQ and Mickee-Dee HAVE to advertise
in order to sell their genetically modified,embalmed "food" products..
They have a mandate in the UN to de-evolve us as a species...
A shift to a controlled genetically modified,embalmed and re-packaged product for consumption
has already crept into our supermarket..
Just as lawyers and shills rally to remove "organically grown" and "RGBH free" from labels in our stores
or at least to lobby to change those definitions to include their franken-food products....
but i digress....

start again.....
Ralphmutt....great question!
I'm afraid the answer is..
b)just a few talented, long in the tooth drunks making more justifications to drink?
theses events are never as incredible as the posters imply...
I mean...Come on!

Midget Clowns...Petting Zoos...Free Puppies....Hobo Villages...Ninja Kid Brothers...

Those are tough fictional acts to follow at any event...
Plus.... Have you seen or met a lot of these people at these events?
Here's a Progressive Word Answer!

One Word....
meh.

Two Words..
Don't Bother! :lol:

Three Words...
Better on Paper!

Four Words...
Don't Believe the Hype!

One question for you....
Did you have a Peanut Buster Parfait?
mmmmmmm! :)

LLT:

Were the Luminists really a seperate movement or were they just Hudson River School?

On a thematically connected note...

Do bicycling purists who will only call their seats "saddles" have their pinkies way too high or what?

Thanks, these questions have been keeping up all night.

Six Days ago Robb Hamel wondered ....

LLT:
Were the Luminists really a seperate movement or were they just Hudson River School?

Well Robb...
They pretty much were a part of the Hudson River School
but,being Luminists...they were a few shades BRIGHTER than most of the members of that movement..
:lol:

As if that weren't enough.... Robb Hamel also wondered ....

On a thematically connected note...
Do bicycling purists who will only call their seats "saddles" have their pinkies way too high or what?

pinkies too high...
Bicycling Purists.....there's nothing i can say more about that group of folks
Except to say
that i usually don't Brake for them...
Worry not about those sprocket-headed lycra wearing saddle humpers
and continue on your course towards your Black Velvet destiny!
:)

Why would a Theocracy need an Atomic bomb ?

Who invented liquid soap? and why?

Whoa! Whoa!
One question at a time lil' fellar!
:)

On 2009-10-06 00:13, Atomic Tiki Punk pondered:
Why would a Theocracy need an Atomic bomb ?

Why would a Plutocracy need an Atomic Bomb?
Why would anyone need one?
I imagine for a Theocracy....
(i won't mention actual countries or types of faith as per Tiki Central policy of avoiding these subjects...)

1)that sometimes their god is on his own schedule
and they get a little impatient...

2)Perhaps they view their god as not doing enough for their country or cause...

3)Maybe they think he is not as powerful as he says...

4)or perhaps they just want MORE power
like most leaders and countries...

5)or maybe they just like to Blowedthingsup...

Humans are a mystery....

On 2009-10-06 00:17, Atomic Tiki Punk mulled over in his head:
Who invented liquid soap? and why?

That's easy!
Liquid Soap was invented by Hendrik Willem Brouwer of Holland, working for Lever Brothers.

He received patent number US4065398...

it was introduced to the general public in 1980...

Why did he do it?
Because Bars of Soap are only good for washing out the dirty mouths of little children who swear or sass back...
wow! That just brought back BIG memories of me dear ol' mum grinding Irish Spring over my teeth after some infraction...

Seriously...
Lever Brothers realized they could increase sales and profits
due to the convenience of a soap that could be dispensed easily in a public place
like public restrooms
It's a waaaaaaay better alternative than providing a community bar of soap
(ie:washing your hands with a bar of soap covered with some stranger's dirt and poopy germs)
and as an alternative to powdered soap...
(often likened to washing your hands with Comet,Kitty Litter,or those hard white powdered cookies your gramma made..)

Well,i hope that answered your questions!
Now go wash your hands!!!

Hey LLT I have two questions today. there's a post on here where some guy trying to sell Tiki MUG INSURANCE. Seriously would you buy insurance from a guy named Bongo Bungalow ? No 2. What kind of surprise does the 10,000 member of Tiki Central get,4 weeks polynesain vacation,life time supply of tiki mugs from Crazy Al, what does he get,what?

Hey Kinny, How can you tell Pod People from those not taken over by them.

On 2009-10-08 12:05, mudbone ranted:
Hey LLT
I have two questions today. there's a post on here where some guy trying to sell Tiki MUG INSURANCE. Seriously would you buy insurance from a guy named Bongo Bungalow ?

Good Question mudbone...
(I'm just saying that to appear courteous)
before you totally dismiss this offer
have a look at his rates and credentials
and maybe check to see if he's fully licensed in your and his state...

If not... get that putty stuff for your mugs....
Or,may i suggest... you but paintings for your walls
instead of mugs...harder for them to shake off the wall
than a mug on a shelf....

No 2. What kind of surprise does the 10,000 member of Tiki Central get,4 weeks polynesain vacation,life time supply of tiki mugs from Crazy Al, what does he get,what?

toolate.....
the number is now 10002
kind of a Y2K situation....
nothing happened..
of course, if the 10000th member announce that fact at any event
i imagine SOMEBODY might buy them a drink....

On 2009-10-10 13:38, Atomic Tiki Punk stated:
Hey Kinny, How can you tell Pod People from those not taken over by them.

Atomic Tiki Punk
that question is too easy to answer,Sir!
Pod People look and act exactly like all of US
except for one small detail...
When asking a question online
they will often forget to use a question mark.....

hmmmmmm

I deleted the previous question and have one that's way more important.

"Ginger or Mary Ann?"

[ Edited by: AlienTiki 2009-10-12 23:23 ]

It looks like you got me Kinny, but you will have to sleep sometime..........just close your eyes, just for a moment....yes...
Sleep......you won't feel a thing......sleep...

Dear LLT,

It has been said, recently, that some people ask you some just plain stupid questions. But, even as a child, I was always taught that the only truly stupid question is the one that you fail to ask.

So, is that really true?

Or was that just another of Granny's big, fat lies?

[ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2009-10-12 17:16 ]

Dear LLT,

Sabu and Mr cheeky half hit the yard sales last weekend and found these vintage chain glasses. They seem like a great option for freeing up one's hands but it did beg the question classy or trashy? What do you think?

Here's a closeup of them so you can make an informed verdict.

Cheers!
cheeky

• On 2009-10-12 13:17, AlienTiki rambled: *
  I deleted the previous question and have one that's way more important.
  "Ginger or Mary Ann?"

Much Better Question there,AlienTiki!

But one of those unanswerable questions...
Both were smoking hot back in the day!
Ginger had her sultry sexy way
and Mary Ann had her innocent girl-next-door personality...

I would have to go with Mary Ann..
She was more down-to-earth
Ginger would leave the VERY minute a better looking actor walked by....
Mary Ann would stick by your side thru the years...
PLUS....
Didn't she get busted for pot a few years back?
That should make her even COOLER a choice!
A girl-next-door....who's HOLDING! :lol:

Thanks for the question!

On 2009-10-12 17:15, Limbo Lizard cogitated:
Dear LLT,
It has been said, recently, that some people ask you some just plain stupid questions. But, even as a child, I was always taught that the only truly stupid question is the one that you fail to ask.
So, is that really true?
Or was that just another of Granny's big, fat lies?

Well Limbo Lizard....
That was a ploy by your Granny to keep from discouraging your inquisitive nature....
Sounds like dear old Granny was pulling the wool over your eyes a LOT!
OF COURSE there are stupid questions!
Plenty of them!
These are usually asked by individuals who

1. Were coddled and encouraged by their elders to ask questions all the time
   and were never told about the statute of limitations on dumb questions
2. They were told to SHUTUP when they were young
   and find NOW is the time to ask their inane questions....
3. They ask said stupid questions,not to learn and better themselves
   but to confuse,annoy,and distract...
   So,Yes! There really ARE stupid questions...
   In fact, within this VERY thread
   there are quite a few!
   Thanks for the visit!

On 2009-10-12 19:42, cheeky half ruminated:
Dear LLT,

Sabu and Mr cheeky half hit the yard sales last weekend and found these vintage chain glasses. They seem like a great option for freeing up one's hands but it did beg the question classy or trashy? What do you think?

Cheers!
cheeky

Aloha CheekyHalf!
Thanks for the POP-IN!

These chain glasses can be very CLASSY
IF
(I'll say it again)
IF you can saunter around a party without spilling the contents on everyone...
Which doesn't seem very likely
and spilling drinks is just plain TRASHY!
I guess it's more about the individual sporting them....
If it's the cheekys or Sabu
then i would have to say CLASSY
because Tim is sooooo smooth
he would never spill a drink!

For all of us clumsy OTHERS
may i suggest the Chain SIPPY CUP?
Tried and True by babies all over the globe....
Thanks again for such an intriguing question!
:)

• On 2009-10-13 8:06, little lost tiki brooded: *
  Why did i get a double-post?

[ Edited by: little lost tiki 2009-10-13 08:08 ]

Little Lost,
I was posting in General about this, so I'll just ask you.
Why do people hate hippies so much, these days?
I was never one, but I was a teen in the '60s, had long hair & smoked weed.
Never knew but one or two 'real' hippies, they weren't too bad. Even shared drinks with one in the Kon Tiki here in Tucson back in those days.
So what gives, were we taught to hate hippies by some group that hated them?
Ciao

In my opinion the worst written song ever is "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner
What is the worst written Song?

On 2009-10-13 09:32, drgoat456 contemplated:
Little Lost,
I was posting in General about this, so I'll just ask you.
Why do people hate hippies so much, these days?
I was never one, but I was a teen in the '60s, had long hair & smoked weed.
Never knew but one or two 'real' hippies, they weren't too bad. Even shared drinks with one in the Kon Tiki here in Tucson back in those days.
So what gives, were we taught to hate hippies by some group that hated them?
Ciao

Great Question drgoat456!
Thank you for giving this thread
the opportunity
to unfold yet another rant...
There are many reasons
here are a few
(note... this is purely the opinion of the spokesman
not the sponsor or the audience or the advertisers)
First off, 95% of people identified as hippies....aren't..
They buy their clothes at may Co. and eat at hip cafes
and imagine themselves tearing down the MAN
by drinking coffee at Dietrich's
instead of StarBucks....

back in the day...
Hippies just did their own thing..
Mistake One for the future conception of hippies
YOU MAY DO YOUR OWN THING as long as you stay within the decent limits of mainstream society...
STRIKE ONE!

back in the day...
Hippies formed collectives,co-ops..
They grew their own food and recreational merriment
They cared for their own animals
built their own homes
made their own clothes
and ....GASP! bartered for product....
Mistake Two for the future conception of hippies
YOU MAY ONLY PURCHASE ITEMS NOT CREATE THEM
Stick within the Corporate parameters
We have a Government to Bloat!
STRIIKE TWO!

back in the day
Hippies spoke out against injustice
in society
in our nation
in our institutions
in our neighborhoods
and viewed a more Spiritual pathway for society to evolve towards
Mistake Three for the future conception of hippies
YOU MAY COMMUNICATE DISSENT but not too loudly
We got a good thing going up here and wouldn't want no crazy longhairs to muss it up...
STRIKE THREE!

But Wait!
There's More!
(you can get 4 extra SHAM-WOWS for......)

The whole Sixties Revolution also brought about new attitudes towards sex and drugs
and these factors changed our musical landscape..
Three things that bring about polarization...
STRIKE FOUR!

the hair and "natural" style of the hippies
also threatened Middle American perceptions
of fashion and flirting
Why date a guy with a flattop
when you can have a man
who would LOVE you to comb his hair all night!
:lol:
STRIKE FOUR!

I could go on and on with answers,but the bottom line is this..
Every group has its bad apples...
it's just that The MAN raises these individuals on a pedestal
for all to see
AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WHOLE GROUP...

By besmirching a Group
Certain attributes/attitudes of that group
will be discounted
immediately
and on the surface...

and the MAN will continue
Business as Usual....
Don't mess with the status quo

the groups that hated them
(ie: Conservatives/Military Hawks/Federal,Executive,Legislative branches of gov,/Corporate America)
smeared them
shone the spotlight on the bad apples
and redirected profits back to them..
(ie: fashion "revivals")

Today, Corporate America LOVES the Hippies
but in secret
and in a more homogenized appearance...

By doing this, they quelled dissent for a good number of years
until they could perfect
Sonic Weapons
microwave weaponry
Tazers
Pepper Spray
Riot Gear
Designated Protest Areas

You get it?
Thru a Smear Campaign
against Hippies
they turned us all against
our Right to Freedom of Expression
of Dissent
Just long enough to build the tools
so dissent will no longer be a threat to the MAN!

Hippies showed us a way out
Showed us facts like
for instance....the Federal Reserve is not a Federal Institution
not a CENT of our Federal tax pays for the services we believe they do
(schools/freeways/fire dept/police/etc.)
those are all taxes PLACED on things,like gas/property/etc..
Our Federal tax simply helps pay off the INTEREST on our debt...

the MAN doesn't want you to know these things
but Hippies did
so they were given to the Corporate media
and they dumbed it down into little bits we could undrstand
and blindly accept...
and that's why and who and how the hippies are frowned upon...
I hope that answered your question!
:)

Dear Kinny,

Do you ever think that you think too much? :D

Signed
Wondering in the Desert

You get it?
Thru a Smear Campaign
against Hippies
they turned us all against
our Right to Freedom of Expression
of Dissent
Just long enough to build the tools
so dissent will no longer be a threat to the MAN!

I got it a long time ago, it's nice to hear it from someone else.
And to Atomic, I have always felt that "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy I've Got Love in My Tummy" was right up there with the worst.

STOKED to be that reassuring voice in the wilderness,drgoat!

and Atomic Tiki Punk...
this answer may take a while
my tentacles are out
and examining the world lyric database....
Will answer as soon as the results are in....

Dear Liloti,

When I've been drinkin (like now*) I think of yer Seattle visit and toy with the idea of achulky goin to Hula Hula to talk too loud to you for 5 minutes. But when I'm sober I could really give a rat's ass and am thinkin' of takin' up my sister and new bro-in-law's invite to head to his huntin' place in Republic and maybe do some shootin. (Or head to _______ as part of the volunteer team to help recalibrate the _______ a little early in the hopes I won't get assigned the task on December 21.)

WHY IS THIS???

Woofmutt

*wine

Wow!
it's been a Question-filled Week!

On 2009-10-14 08:36, MadDogMike stuttered:
Dear Kinny,
D-D-Do you ever think that you think too much? :D
Signed
Wondering in the Desert

Yes.... Not that often,tho
because the rest of the crowd "up there" wants to have a say....
and their ideas,questions,and rants keep my brain sharp and spry!

On 2009-10-14 01:52, Atomic Tiki Punk scratched his head and mulled:
In my opinion the worst written song ever is "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner
What is the worst written Song?

"Muskrat Love" by Captain and Tennille
"We Built this City on Rock and Roll" by Jefferson Lameplane SorryShip
"Abra-Kadabra" by Steve Miller Band

THOSE....in my opinion
are the worst written Songs...

But these are merely suggestions..
it's all relevant....
100 different people will give you 100 different answers

But you gotta agree... Steve Miller was MAJORLY LOADED
when he wrote....and i quote...
"Abra-Ara-Kadabra,,, I wanna reach out and Grab ya!"
Lyrics like that were passable in the novelty friendly 50's-70's
(Purple people Eater thru the Streak)
but the 80's.......HELLS NAW!
Thanks for the open-ended question....

On 2009-10-15 00:07, Ralphmutt rambled in his lovable manner:
Dear Liloti,
When I've been drinkin (like now*) I think of yer Seattle visit and toy with the idea of achulky goin to Hula Hula to talk too loud to you for 5 minutes. But when I'm sober I could really give a rat's ass and am thinkin' of takin' up my sister and new bro-in-law's invite to head to his huntin' place in Republic and maybe do some shootin. (Or head to _______ as part of the volunteer team to help recalibrate the _______ a little early in the hopes I won't get assigned the task on December 21.)

WHY IS THIS???

Woofmutt

*wine

Dearest Ralphmutt,
Answer Number Three

(Or head to _______ as part of the volunteer team to help recalibrate the _______ a little early in the hopes I won't get assigned the task on December 21.)

Not sure the job requirements,but question number three would depend on whether you would like to be free and relaxed during the Holidays or scrambling around recalibrating the DoomsDay clock or whatever...
But wait! You said it was a VOLUNTEER TEAM...then forget it! Number Three is out!

Answer Number Two

I could really give a rat's ass and am thinkin' of takin' up my sister and new bro-in-law's invite to head to his huntin' place in Republic and maybe do some shootin.

If it comes between 5 minutes of hardly heard conversation (cause i know you won't stay long enough for karaokee!)
and SHOOTIN at stuff...... there's no contest!
As much as i would love to meet you,Ralphie....
being an ex-Marine, i understand the thrill of fuggin chit up....
the relaxed trigger pull
the exhale
the POP
it's like PARADISE!
Nothing like it!
:)

So there you have it....one invalid opinion amongst the ether...
I do hope our paths DO cross eventually,Ralpmutt
:)

On 2009-10-15 09:11, little lost tiki pined:
"...I do hope our paths DO cross eventually,Ralpmutt :)

Yeah, so do I, if only out of morbid curiosity. Meanwhile...

Do you think European scientists could experimentally simulate the result of you and Woofmutt crossing paths, using CERN's Large Hadron Collider?

On 2009-10-16 09:23, Limbo Lizard licked the air and spoke:

On 2009-10-15 09:11, little lost tiki pined:
"...I do hope our paths DO cross eventually,Ralpmutt :)

Yeah, so do I, if only out of morbid curiosity. Meanwhile...
Do you think European scientists could experimentally simulate the result of you and Woofmutt crossing paths, using CERN's Large Hadron Collider?

No Sir!
Too many unknown factors..
There IS no way to simulate that crossing of paths of two such individuals...

Let's imagine THAT Two beams of subatomic particles called 'hadrons' (either protons or lead ions ,which represents Woofy and meself in this hypothetical experiment) will travel in opposite directions inside a circular accelerator, gaining energy with every lap.
This would already nullify the results
as Woofy and myself BOTH have
what they refer to
as a "Prosperous" Physique....
The test model accelerates
whereas the test subjects in real life are bound by atrophy and time
which slows down as it cycles around....
So ,Limbo, that was kind of a loaded question...
the answer is NO!
:)

Back to the Large Hadron Collider
Their experiment hopes to "recreate" the conditions just after the Big Bang
(despite the fact that a particle accelerator was not physically around at the beginning of time)
Plus one wonders if subatomic particles can also become polluted
just as nature becomes tainted in our size paradigm....
Then it would be an inaccurate measurement and thus valid only as a hypothesis...
They think that by colliding the two beams head-on at very high energy
that they can serially measure the results
and walk away unscathed....
In fact, Teams of physicists from around the world will analyse the particles created in the collisions!
But what if something GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!?!?!?
Will it cause a tear in time
or in the sky ,like those experimental Scalar weapons!?!?!?

Go Science!

(While I hate to break the form of such a brilliant thread I figured this would be a good time to mention that Liloti and I are in early talks about creating a discussion stage where we would look into organizing a point where we could plan to have a meeting of some sorts to consider collaborating on a series of cocktail napkin drawings.)

Dear Liloti,

Despite all the recent warning and suggestions about how not to spread cold and flu why is that guy at the table 12 feet away from me hacking and coughing all over the place WITHOUT COVERING HIS FRIGGIN MOUTH???

On 2009-10-16 09:49, little lost tiki wrote:
...They think that by colliding the two beams head-on at very high energy
that they can serially measure the results
and walk away unscathed....

But what if something GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!?!?!?

Funny you should mention that. In fact, a series of things have gone wrong, causing setbacks and postponing of the Grand Experiment. This has lead a couple of physicists to posit an interesting hypothesis... that the Collider is being sabotaged by its own future:

"A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather." (The elusive Higgs boson has been dubbed "The God Particle" by some excitable science journalists.)

Hmmm... Lono was a supposedly mythological god-like character, who disappeared over the horizon (the future???), with the expectation that he would return, some day. Is it possible that the mischievous Lono is the Higgs boson, come back to punk those European eggheads, by repeatedly messing up the Large Hadron Collider? Or, has the combination of attempted humor and gin collided at a crossroads, just outside a town called... Incoherence?

On 2009-10-16 09:58, woofmutt wrote:
*"Dear Liloti,

Despite all the recent warning and suggestions about how not to spread cold and flu why is that guy at the table 12 feet away from me hacking and coughing all over the place WITHOUT COVERING HIS FRIGGIN MOUTH???"*

Pending Liloti's authoritative and definitive answer, I'll say:
Woofmutt, don't always assume the worst about people. I'll bet when that guy first started hacking, he hurried in for a check-up. He asked the doc if he had a cold or the flu (because he heard he needed to cover his mouth, if he did). No, the doc told him, it's not a cold or the flu.
What a relief, he thought later, as he sat 12 feet from you. I'm so glad my cough wasn't the flu... just some funny-sounding thing called turb... toob... oh, yeah, tuberculosis!

"The rum's the thing..."

[ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2009-10-16 21:59 ]

can't believe this thread has made 12 pages....
Note to Self:never underestimate the quizzical nature of these annoying mortals....

Thanks for the theoretical nervous breakdown,Limbo! :lol:
If there was a Higgs boson,or Lono trickster,as you hypothesize....
Bilge would most certainly be "fixed" in the past
to not exist in the present...
i wonder if this all has something to do with the Divide by Zero hypothesis
earlier in this thread....
My latest issue of Archeology
has an article on page 44 about how the European Synchrotron Radiation Facility
will be experimenting with ancient objects
and the particle accelerator to examine them on a molecular scale
for clues to our past....
past?
Higgs Boson?
Might they be attempting
to alter
or merely examine our past?

On 2009-10-16 09:58, woofmutt sputtered:
(While I hate to break the form of such a brilliant thread I figured this would be a good time to mention that Liloti and I are in early talks about creating a discussion stage where we would look into organizing a point where we could plan to have a meeting of some sorts to consider collaborating on a series of cocktail napkin drawings.)

Dear Liloti,
Despite all the recent warning and suggestions about how not to spread cold and flu why is that guy at the table 12 feet away from me hacking and coughing all over the place WITHOUT COVERING HIS FRIGGIN MOUTH???

That question is too easy to answer....
That gentleman is a government agent
purposefully infected with SARs/H1N1/and TB
to infect and then monitor the spread of a pathogen
throughout an urban area...
Seattle is the prime target because of it's wet and cold environment
(to study the dynamics of disease spreading amongst citizens who stay indoors most of the time)
and close proximity to a colony of Bigfoots...
Assume you are now a carrier of above-mentioned pathogens
and go about your daily business
and help this scientific study
achieve its desired results!
:)

or the guy could just be a fuggin pig.....

your call!
detente!

On 2009-10-16 09:58, woofmutt wrote:
"While I hate to break the form of such a brilliant thread I figured this would be a good time to mention that Liloti and I are in early talks about creating a discussion stage where we would look into organizing a point where we could plan to have a meeting of some sorts to consider collaborating on a series of cocktail napkin drawings."

I'm breathless with excitement! Please keep us apprised of developments, going forward. I'd be crushed, if I missed your televised news conference (doubtlessly, scheduled for 4:20 PM), announcing this historic collaboration... if - we all pray - it does come to fruition.

Just please be careful, though... the last time there was this momentous an attempt at collaboration between two such remarkable and temperamental artistic geniuses, one wound up cutting off his own ear!

[ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2009-10-20 09:31 ]

Dear LLT:

Why are really old ladies verbally accousting me in parking lots, grocery store isles, and ballet studios?

It's getting annoying and they won't shut up?

Are you wearing pants ?

On 2009-10-20 13:23, telescopes wondered:
Dear LLT:

Why are really old ladies verbally accousting me in parking lots, grocery store isles, and ballet studios?

It's getting annoying and they won't shut up?

First off..
i will consider the first sentence a question
and the second statement as PROOF you are a pod person
(they make grammatical errors while asking questions online)

Why do these old ladies treat you as such..
The answer is easy
It's not you
(unless you have an appearance strange to them or appear threatening)
it's them..
First off... they're old
and approaching OLD AGE myself
i can attest
that it's NO FUN
aches pains strange changes to your body/mind/memoryare filtered thru
a soul that has been dinged and battered by this physical world we occupy...
So the most likely reason
is that they are falling apart
on the final mile
and it's frustrating...
the mind desires skill/strength/quickness of thought
but the body relents
shuffling towards the judgement...

If YOU felt that way
wouldn't you be crabby?

the trick is to reach a hand out
smile
say "Good Afternoon"
Ask them a question about themselves
(wear sunglasses so you can stare at other stuff while the old hag drones on)
Thank them
and leave...
It gets easier after a couple of times

By this, you helped brighten somebody's day
with little effort....

"It's getting annoying and they won't shut up!"
makes YOU sound like an old lady...
Remember, the world revolves around none of us...
groovy!
:)

On 2009-10-20 16:42, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
Are you wearing pants ?

What kind of question is that?!?!?!?
right now....yes!

That is all until my return from Seattle...
In case the plane is shot out of the sky
by Homeland Security
I'd like to thank you all for the smiles and oft-time amusing and rarely insightful questions!
THANK YOU!

Woofmutt will take over in the event of my plane making an "early stop"
:)

On 2009-10-20 16:42, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
Are you wearing pants ?

Kinny,you kid, you of course knew I was replying to Telescopes odd question, but it is your thread here so I will move on, nothing else to see here....not trying to hijack thread by answering, your questions.......

Sleep now....

Still here......

yea......still here.........

"Woofmutt will take over in the event of my plane making an 'early stop.'" -little lost tiki-

Ha-ha-ha-ha! No. That show got canceled after one episode.

Sure, I can answer the hell out of a question but I almost never give an answer someone wants to hear.

[This message was edited by woofmutt to remove some material he had moved here from somewhere else and which now is being moved elsewhere.]

[ Edited by: woofmutt 2012-03-22 11:27 ]

Dear LLT/Woofmutt:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

On 2009-10-23 07:28, Jason Wickedly wrote:
Dear LLT/Woofmutt:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

huh?

"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" -Jason Wickedly-

"huh?" -Sophista-tiki-

Oh, Ms. S-tiki, don't try to understand the questions. Leave that to the professionals. Many people have seriously hurt their brains attempting to understand a question they should not have been thinking about.

This isn't a comment on you personally, it's a matter of training. I would never ever attempt to hang a Meiji period yukata for display and you would probably be better off to leave certain questions unconsidered lest you wake up one morning with a desire for breakfast at McDonald's and plans to watch Oprah later that day because your mind was permanently blown the night before by some question you should have avoided.

On 2009-10-23 07:28, Jason Wickedly wrote:
Dear LLT/Woofmutt:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

The answer is, "YES, but the authorities haven't figured out why anybody would want to."

On 2009-10-23 07:28, Jason Wickedly wrote:
*"Dear LLT/Woofmutt:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"*

Apparently, JW was intrigued with Woofmutt's earlier post, and decided to test whether certain types and quantities of chemicals could turn his own brain into an efficient Random Question Generator. You must admit, it shows promise, but clearly there are some bugs to be worked out.