Beheading!

What kind of bad luck is this? On the way out the door yesterday, I stepped on my Tiki God keychain with heels and broke his head off! I'm still carrying around his poor head on my keys.

Well, in many cultures, folks were sacrificed (often by beheading) as an offering to the gods for favor and luck for the community. Perhaps you have accomplished the same thing in reverse! To be on the safe side, I would offer a few shots of Captain Morgan's to the specific god represented by your Tiki to smooth over any bruised feelings!

was it a Tiki King key chain? if so, it has a lifetime replacement warrentee. If not, well...

I got one of da King's keychains, and it hasn't failed me yet!

No, it was one from the Mai Kai gift shop. I'm debating on whether to glue him together or making the 3 hour drive to Mai Kai :wink:

Of course... If you simply glue him back together you can then sit in your living room and "order" Mystery Drinks 'til you're blue in the face. Hmmmmmmmmmmm...