Where's Polyester Pop?

Does anyone know? Ben tryin' to get ahold of him.

awww, maybe he's still over on da islands? No?

Neva' mind, I found him. Roamin' around in a corn maze.

I sent him an email five years ago, and I'm still waiti'n for that message in the bottle. See what marriage does to your tiki style life.
He says, "If you carve a tiki, the Brides will come". I have just gone out to purchace my caving tools. YAA!