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christiki295
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The State of California allows lawsuits to be filed against employers and landlords\sellers for discrimination based on Polynesian descent, I just realized. I will now put back my tiki torches on my front walkway that freedom-infringing homeowners made me remove by citing this polynesian provision of the Fair Employment & Housing Act - Government Code section 12940, et seq. I may also insist on leaving work one hour before sunset on Fridays because it is part of my tiki religion to watch the sunset with a Mai tai on freaky-tiki Fridays. |
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Tiki_Bong
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Fri, Nov 7, 2003 8:46 PM
Say what? |
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TikiGardener
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Sat, Nov 8, 2003 2:16 AM
[ Edited by: TikiGardener on 2003-11-08 02:16 ] |
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TikiGardener
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Sat, Nov 8, 2003 2:16 AM
Can one convert to this new reilgion? If yes, I'm in! But only if I get to be the Grand and Most High Exalted Potentate of Oom-Poppa-Mau-Mau. |
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FLOUNDERart
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Sat, Nov 8, 2003 6:50 AM
Jesus just told me I can join as well, so I'm in. You can find me praying at the Mai Kai in Fort Lauderdale. Two Hale Mary's and a Zombie please! |
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TikiGoddess
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Sat, Nov 8, 2003 6:34 PM
Rastafarianism is a religion, so why not! |
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Unga Bunga
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Sat, Nov 8, 2003 7:39 PM
Yes, We must take a sip from the "Holy Water" each and every day. |
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christiki295
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Sat, Nov 8, 2003 8:41 PM
From the Tiki mug-Scorpion bowl chalis. |
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