Who Wants to Meet 'Bong' at Tiki Ti, Wed July 14th?

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T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 9:58 AM (That was 'meet', not 'beat'.) Hey, if you haven't met 'Bong', I know you've asked yourself many times "who is this annoying a-hole?, I'd sure like to find this jerk and kick his...". Anyway, I don't like to admit this, but I've never been to Tiki Ti! Gasp, arrgghh, how could that be? How could someone that has seemingly done every freaking thing, owns every bit of Hawaiiana, thinks he knows it all, NOT have been to Tiki Ti? Well, this government slouch is taking next week off! Yee Haw! And after next Wednesday, I'll be an authoritative reference for all things Tiki Ti! (reasonable rates). So, if you missed out meeting John Wayne (Gacy), Frank Sinatra, or any other notible in the history of this here planet, here's you chance to see what all the getting booted for periods of time off TC is all about! Tiki Bong will be at Tiki Ti on Wednesday July 14th, as soon as it opens (or closes). Oh yeah, I need a ride from Orange County (both ways), I'll need some spending cash to treat the house, and most of all, I'll need someone to prop up my bruised ego. *** Please do not all post at once about this special offer, as the overload of data just might take the server down!***
T Tiki-Toa Member Somewhere on Planet Tiki Joined: May 30, 2004 Posts: 1012	T Tiki-Toa Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 10:18 AM Bong, I will gladly offer my sevices of body-guard as it may be prudent to have some bulk close to your person for the adoring fans, and your un-adoring ones alike. :wink:
M mrsmiley Tiki Socialite Las Vegas, NV Joined: Apr 03, 2002 Posts: 3197	M mrsmiley Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 11:21 AM On 2004-07-07 09:58, Tiki_Bong wrote: Hey, if you haven't met 'Bong', I know you've asked yourself many times "who is this annoying a-hole?, I'd sure like to find this jerk and kick his...". Hey--who wants to have their teeth pulled!?!? Meeting Bong is almost the same!!! :) Just kidding, Bong is a great guy.....in person. :) I've got an idea--how about a Bong "roast" during the SoCal International Tiki Day event??
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 11:47 AM Unfortunately I cannot. Strangely enough I've never been to the Tiki Ti either, & I lived in Hollywood for about 10 years! I've wanted to go there since at least the late-'80s! I passed it often, but seemingly only when it was closed. I think I went past it once when it was open & I had to be somewhere else & didn't have time to stop in. :(
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 12:44 PM
F floratina Tiki Socialite Pasadena CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 1002	F floratina Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 2:40 PM So, if no one gives you a ride, you're not going?
V virani Tiki Socialite Volcanic area of France Joined: Sep 17, 2003 Posts: 1439	V virani Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 2:43 PM So Bong, you want to do this on the bastille day (the french revolution day)?? Can I come ??
H Humuhumu Member San Francisco Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 3691	H Humuhumu Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 2:45 PM Who wants to meet 'Bong' in a dark alley? If there are any folks on this side of the Orange Curtain who haven't yet met Bong, I gotta say, come on out. Bong's a heck of a guy, and once you've had the pleasure of meeting him, it's much easier to read his posts and get the spirit in which they are intended. Considering much of our conversation at Tiki-Ti is arguments about who's buying drinks for whom, I'd say you'll be just fine, Bong. I'll happily buy you a drink. If you get into the spirit of it and decide to buy a drink for someone else, there's an ATM next door at the mexican restaurant. See you then. Bastard.
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 3:43 PM I met the man, and I wasn’t impressed. Bummed not to make it. I'll be down next month Bongster, so save some liver cells for me!
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 3:59 PM I can probably get a ride, as I never drive when drinking (much).
TKB The Kissing Bunny Member Los Angeles, CA Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: 3	TKB The Kissing Bunny Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 4:29 PM Well, I for one am looking forward to finally meeting you, Tiki Bong. My girlfriends and I happened to be at the Purple Orchid when the Smokin' Menehunes were playing some months ago. A nice gentleman in a Hawaiian shirt told us about Tiki Central and I've been lurking on-an-off for a while now. I think your posts are witty and refreshingly acerbic - like good lemon-meringue pie. I also love the way your strong hands masterfully caress the body of your lap-steel guitar. If you say hi at the Tiki Ti, I may just have to explain the meaning of my username to you. I know you're married, but that usually doesn't stop me. Kisses,
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 4:41 PM Yikes! Run, Bong, it's a trap!!!! Anyway, I'M the number one Bong groupie around here (with all accorded deference to the lovely Madame Bong, of course).
M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 5:00 PM Good Grief. How much more Bong Nosing.. I mean brown nosing can we stand. He wants someone to pick him up, drive him to a restaurant and buy him free drinks and you all are falling over eachother to head up the fan club. Did I miss something here? Bongs going soft. Just a nice guy poser now.
H Humuhumu Member San Francisco Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 3691	H Humuhumu Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 5:06 PM On 2004-07-07 17:00, Monkeyman wrote: Did I miss something here? Yes... yes, you did.
M mrsmiley Tiki Socialite Las Vegas, NV Joined: Apr 03, 2002 Posts: 3197	M mrsmiley Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 5:24 PM On 2004-07-07 16:29, The Kissing Bunny wrote: Well, I for one am looking forward to finally meeting you, Tiki Bong. I also love the way your strong hands masterfully caress the body of your lap-steel guitar. I may just have to explain the meaning of my username to you. I know you're married, but that usually doesn't stop me. Kisses, ZAZZ or Yikes or "I'm there"! :) kidding
M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 6:40 PM Hopefully no one really thought I was serious. I've visited the Bong household several times and have always received warm hospitality. Enjoy your week off.
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 9:32 PM I've got an idea--how about a Bong "roast" during the SoCal International Tiki Day event?? huh huh you said "bong roast" Hey tiki peeps, Bong aint so bad. Kissing his ass is a bit like a fine caviar, it is an aquired taste. Cornholdio
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2004 9:58 PM On 2004-07-07 17:00, Monkeyman wrote: you all are falling over eachother to head up the fan club. Fall all you want, guys, it's still me. If I were fortunate enough to live in the same state as The Man himself, I would be glad, no, HONORED to carry him piggyback to Tiki Ti and make sure his glass was never even half empty. But goshdarnalltheluck, I am three fourths of a continent away, sigh. Fate is so cruel...
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Thu, Jul 8, 2004 9:12 AM I've always considered Purple Jade a true visionary (and she's a damn good artist). Now, back to me...
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Thu, Jul 8, 2004 9:22 AM On 2004-07-07 21:32, Chongolio wrote: Hey tiki peeps, Bong aint so bad. Kissing his ass is a bit like a fine caviar... It smells like fish eggs on blinis? Or that it tastes salty & a little funky? :P
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 8:26 PM OK, my people talked with his people, it look's like it's a GO for - Tiki Bong I - to attend Tiki Ti on Wednesday, July th (or whatever). Anyway, bring all those personal items you want Mr Bong I to sign: You know, your will, your car's pink slip, your unmentionables, or whatever... I'm bumming (well, hitching) a ride leaving good ol' Anaheim about 5:00; see you there. Can't wait to hit you up for a drink!
H hiltiki Tiki Socialite Hollywood, calif. Joined: Jun 10, 2004 Posts: 4256	H hiltiki Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 8:58 PM Tiki-Bong, maybe I will see you tomorrow if I can get out early from work. Heck I will buy you a drink.
M MTKahuna Tiki Socialite LB to LA, CA Joined: Jun 11, 2003 Posts: 477	M MTKahuna Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 10:52 PM On 2004-07-07 18:40, Monkeyman wrote: Hopefully no one really thought I was serious. I've visited the Bong household several times and have always received warm hospitality. Enjoy your week off. Is that what that warm stuff was??? :lol:
T thebaxdog Member Santa Ana, CA. Joined: Jun 19, 2002 Posts: 775	T thebaxdog Posted posted on Wed, Jul 14, 2004 7:51 AM Don't worry I will take that tatoo'd freak at the beach party Tie his head to his ankles Bury him in the sand Pour caviar on what is left so my bike tire will slide in nicely And to Quote his drug attic brother "there is nothin worse than sand in the crack" Give me a ride Buy me a drink I'll buy you a 30 day pass on a 3 day cruise to Tea-wanna So you can be the Donkey's be-och It's no wonder you need a ride your head will not fit in just one car. I think I will need a shower now.
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Wed, Jul 14, 2004 11:17 AM On 2004-07-07 09:58, Tiki_Bong wrote: Who Wants to Meet 'Bong' at Tiki Ti, Wed July 14th? I think I'll just rent the video.
T Tiki-Toa Member Somewhere on Planet Tiki Joined: May 30, 2004 Posts: 1012	T Tiki-Toa Posted posted on Thu, Jul 15, 2004 2:14 PM So Bong anyone show? Just kidding hope lots showed to toast you a good one, toast or is that roast? :wink:
TB Tiki Bird Tiki Socialite Cerritos, Ca. Joined: Sep 25, 2003 Posts: 850	TB Tiki Bird Posted posted on Thu, Jul 15, 2004 2:22 PM Bong did make it as well as Dr. Z, Humuhumu, Futura Girl, hiltiki, Iuka Grogg, and others. Had a good time drinking Ray's Mistake ($5 Wednesdays).
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Thu, Jul 15, 2004 8:35 PM What a truly magnificant place, the size of my garage, but filled with tiki mana...
H hiltiki Tiki Socialite Hollywood, calif. Joined: Jun 10, 2004 Posts: 4256	H hiltiki Posted posted on Thu, Jul 15, 2004 11:36 PM Tiki-Bong it was great meeting you , we had a blast. Hope to see you soon.

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