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Well we went through religion, Lets do politics! AHHHHH!

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Just kidding! I shall not state my views on this subject!

I,m a Tikitarian

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I'm a Libationtarian!

I am simply Sabu The Coconut Boy

I preside over three-hundred loyal coconuts.
My vice-president is a fiddler crab named Willy.
My Congress (*1) sends me many important Bills (*2) which I Veto (*3) all day long, sometimes with lime.
My Number One domestic issue is when sand gets up my lava-lava.
My Foreign Policy is "Here, let me add some more rum to that"
My Three-Year Tax Plan is "Here, let me add some more rum to that"
My Monroe Doctrine is, "Hey Monroe, let me add some more rum to that"
I believe that men and women are created equal - especially where swimwear is involved.
I believe that Martin Denny was The Great Emansh..Emancy..Emancipatator.
Hey Willy! Passh me that Bill on Gun Control. I feel it needs some decishive action!

Cabu, the Soak-a-nut Boy

*1. Local Distillery
*2. Bottles of Rum
*3. Drink

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2002-10-10 13:06 ]

Sabu, you mad man! Your ideas intrigue me I'l like to ssubscribe to your newsletter!

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