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Tiki_Bong posted on 10/11/2004

IDhle. Idheo0d, N, Diontl. ONON.

(I am trying out some new experimental marketing techniques. I would like to thank you for your participation in my in-depth study.)

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ookoo lady posted on 10/11/2004

In response to your survey, my answers are:

Yes
No
Yes
Maybe
Absolutely not

Thank you for asking.

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ZebraTiki posted on 10/11/2004

What kind of experiments are you marketing out of depth?

Why do I think it's related to folks who misspell their web searches?

My answer: Not if I'm sober or it's Arbor Day.

TSW
The Sperm Whale posted on 10/11/2004

I will buy whatever Tiki Bong is selling. What are you selling again?

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Tiki_Bong posted on 10/11/2004

On 2004-10-11 00:09, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I will buy whatever Tiki Bong is selling. What are you selling again?

Dear Mr The Sperm Whale, I'm glad you're interested in the service you're going to provide me with. Do you prefer flavors?

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Beatnikine posted on 10/11/2004

As the National Marketing Manager for my company, I am very interested in your study Tiki Bong... not so much for what I (may) have to offer, but solely for what I can ruthlessly plagiarize.

(CES is around the corner, after all..)

:wink:

[ Edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-10-11 10:28 ]

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Tiki_Bong posted on 10/12/2004

On 2004-10-11 10:25, Beatnikine wrote:
As the National Marketing Manager for my company, I am very interested in your study Tiki Bong... not so much for what I (may) have to offer, but solely for what I can ruthlessly plagiarize.

(CES is around the corner, after all..)

:wink:

Beat,

Please Paypay me $123.84 and I will immediately ship you your personalized, plagiarized, professional, experimental marketing techniques bag-o-tricks.

(only available in Sudanese and South-Central LA dialects)

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Beatnikine posted on 10/12/2004

South Central... hmmm, that might come in handy regarding my new in-wall/in-ceiling project.

Okay - I'll let you promote your literary exploits in my product hand-outs for the one-time nominal exposure fee of $486.02 (standard usage fee.) That'll not only get you in the flyers, but the main catalog as well.

:wink:

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Dack Sambo posted on 10/12/2004

Check out Tiki Bong's website at http://www.keepmaster.com

It will show you all the crazy things he has been up to recently!

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Beatnikine posted on 10/12/2004

That back yard is birdie heaven!

(BTW, I guess I'll stop complaining about redesigning our crossover networks now.... a'hem.)

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Beatnikine posted on 10/12/2004

Second order, third order... would somebody just order me another coctail???


Beatnikine

[ Edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-10-12 11:50 ]

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freddiefreelance posted on 10/12/2004

On 2004-10-12 11:49, Beatnikine wrote:
Second order, third order... would somebody just order me another coctail???


Beatnikine

[ Edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-10-12 11:50 ]

I'll take "Low-Latency Induction Loops" for $1000, Alex.

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ZebraTiki posted on 10/13/2004

Now if you build a squirrel baffle-equipped birdfeeder on top of that giganto gold-dredging airboat, well, you'll be needing an underground lair.

Wow. All techno-genius-ey and bird friendly. I'm impressed. Does anyone stand next to the fountain & sing, "I'm Wishing..." in their Snow White falsetto voice?

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