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K


Hey Hey Kids!

[ Edited by: Krustiki on 2004-11-08 22:55 ]

"Wow! he is smaller than Tiki Bong!

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Oh, it is a banana......."

Trader Woody

[ Edited by: rodeotiki on 2004-10-18 11:02 ]

RB

Gorilla My Dreams

8T

HUMU-SAPIENS!!!!!!!

The guy in the back
"Wow that gorilla is all over my girlfriend, maybe I should do something or maybe not. I dont really like her all that much and is she really worth getting my ass kicked?"

"I said you look like King Kong, NOT Tiki Bong"

Happy Halloween,
Chongolio

Oh come here you big ape.

"I said 'Banana Daquiri"... not 'Banana Attackery'!"

OR...

:music: "You Drive Me Ape, You Big Gorilla!" :music:

The Dickies beat me to it (1978)!

OR...

"I asked the dating service for someone 'Tall, Dark, and Hansome...Two out of three ain't bad!"

'Dynamite' magazine, circa '83?

Nice Piercing by the way.

[ Edited by: FreakBear on 2004-10-18 15:00 ]

M

I've asked you once nicely... Now, Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn, dirty ape!

"I thought you said that this smoking jacket was not tested on animals!"

"Humuhumu gets caught spanking her monkey."

"Hey, I guess this one is a hetero-sapien!"

"The first half of Humuhumu's date with Dr. Jekyl went well, but after a couple banana daquiris, things took a turn for the worse."

"Humuhumu had high hopes, but her blind date turned out to be just another ape in leopard's clothing."

"No Pictures! No Pictures!"

"Argh, Paparazzi!"

JT

"Take me now! You damn dirty Ape!"

(planet of the apes of course)

I

Some kisses can transform a frog into a prince.
A kiss from Humuhumu transforms a man into an animal.
(pre-kiss photo is below)

Vern

"Your breath is exquisite...."

Humuhumu was the envy of the Blonde Hussy Convention, until she was informed that her new husband Mr. Jo-Jo really wasn't that wealthy, after all.

Sources reveal that despite the gorilla costume and fez, former Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry has once again been apprehended with crack pipe and "female friend..."

"Single Monkey with Fez, Seeks Attractive Organ-Grinder"

"Curious George Gets A Blonde"

"Is that you, Reverend Ben?"
"Arrrrrrrrrrrr. Tally Me Banana!"

A young actress, fresh from Seattle,
Found herself up a creek with no paddle,
"When I tried out for King Kong,
My audition was strong,
But the rehearsals were more of a battle."

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-10-19 11:54 ]

My favorite so far is, "HUMU-SAPIENS!"

Sabu

Yeah, I can hear Pete Shelley sing
"...and you're a Humu-Sapien, TOOOO!"

C'mon, somebody's gotta do a Lounge cover of that song!

K

"I told you to do something about those nails."

By the way, krustiki, thanks for the pic and the mondo lounge pics in the other thread.

Michelle Ma Belle
Sultry monkey vants
Tree bang outside
Tree bang outside

[ Edited by: mrtikibar on 2004-10-20 01:12 ]

Quit that monkeying around

"Oh my God, his nipples are pierced!!!"

"....Yup, Righty was this big!"

"oh my god , your nipples pierced too"

"Humu survives her first hazing incident as she re-adjusts to college life."

-Z

The guy in the back says;
"I could set that monkey FREE!."

"Hey, why are you pulling away? This is the way that Goodall chick liked it!"

TG

I think my favorite pic of the seamstress involving a costume was when she was dressed as a strip of bacon.

Mmmm! Bacon!!!

Mmmm! Scorpion Bowl!!!

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