Subservient Chicken

Forget the dang martini! Ask her to fake an orgasm or show you her bra. Ok. I'm off to church now.

ask her to show you her pink

sit on my lap
save a horse, ride a cowboy
shake your money maker
kiss a guy

On 2004-11-08 17:11, ShaTikah wrote:
New parody of subsrvient chicken: virtual bartender. She can't make a Mai Tai, but try typing in "fight" or "knee".

[ Edited by: ShaTikah on 2004-11-08 17:12 ]

DUde DUde type Kiss

give me a hummer
tickle
pillow fight

for all you star wars fans tell her to have a sword fight

Ok, as an "OFFICAL" Star Wars Nerd....that sword fight one was WAY too cool!!

Hey southlanders: Someone go over to Sabu's house and take him out for a drink. I'm starting to get worried.

More importantly, someone take my wife out for a drink and bring her home while she's still inebriated. :D

"bounce" is a fine command...

Speaking of my wife, she discoved these other ones last night:

"tap dance"
"magic trick"
"read a book" - (very funny)
"dance on the bar" - (very funny)
"shoot me"
"Hi Tammy" - (my favorite)

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-11-09 13:15 ]

TYPE "COWGIRL"... TYPE "COWGIRL"!

"Wiggle" is good. I tried "moon" and she shrugged her shoulders... but when I typed in "breakdance" she mooned me? Unfortunately I couldn't get her to do it again.

"Eat a banana"... nuf' said

jumping jacks , cartwheels, push ups / love you. all good

don't forget "seduce"!

HAHAHA she does the macarena , tell her to party

I told the chicken to "barf up burger king" and he came right up to the camera and gave me the ol' thumbs up.

Ha! LOL @ Cowgirl and read a book!

Favorite so far: change

Not a bad air guitar she's got, either.

[ Edited by: ShaTikah on 2004-11-09 22:00 ]

Throw up is funny.
So is Lay an egg
so is Get drunk
and then get falling down drunk is cute

Start singing any Journey ballad, then type "light".

This from another website - a list of most of the not-so-naughty commands she'll obey:

balls, belly, bend over, bottle, box, can, cowgirl, dance, dog, drink a beer, eat a banana, exercise, fight, give me your number, guitar, guys, hair, handstand, head, hey, hello, hummer, jiggle, jump, kiss a girl, laugh, lick, lie on the bar, light, lips, love, magic, model, muscle, party, phone, pillow fight, pitcher, playboy, pole dance, pour, pout, pushup, rap, remove shoes, rock, rope, rotate, serve, shake, sing, sleep, splits, stretch, surf, switch, talk, tap dance, tickle, tie shoes, wave, yoga

Sabu: please tell me that you've done something besides play with the Virtual Bartender from Nov. 8th through Nov. 11th.

Of course, I keep reading this thread, don't I?

Must....Find....The....Secret...Command...

told the chicken to act like a dog...and it
got on all fours and raised its leg on the
chair...hilarious...tried to get it to act
like a dog three more times and it wouldn't
do the same thing...guess i just got lucky
with the first command

On 2004-11-11 18:54, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Must....Find....The....Secret...Command...

Here you are, Sabu. Enjoy!

[ Edited by: ShaTikah on 2004-11-26 01:16 ]

more fun for sabu

[ Edited by: Johnny Dollar on 2005-02-11 11:36 ]

IT all went downhill once I told my Intellibuddy to cal me Ismael