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just how DID Bazooka Joe loose his eye?

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any idea? was he the childhood star who became "Raiders" guy and later made famous by Dangergirl's Trader Vic sticker?

I think it (his eye) was stolen by a large bird, a Roc perhaps, who roosts on it to this day.

What's YOUR theory?

[ Edited by: Gigantalope on 2004-11-15 18:59 ]

S

His mom told him if he blew such big bubbles one would pop and put his eye out and well...

B

For Christmas his dad bought him a Red Rider carbine action BB gun, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time, and the results speak for themselves!

Rubber band and paper clip fight.

Our teacher told us.

It was an accident involving a loose spring in a Ovaltine Genuine Simulated Gold Plastic Little Orphan Annie Decoder Pin.
Don't drink and decode!
Isn't Ovaltine a malt beverage?

Was he shot in the eye by a WWII Bazooka?

According to the TOPPS webpage, Bazooka Joe is also getting a new comic gang this year...an environmentalist that hangs out at Farmer's markets, an Asian danceclub DJ, an awkward science guy with a hankering for herpetology, a big-mac eating German exchange student named Wolfgang, and a tomboy that digs on Sportscenter and dislikes nailpolish. EEEeeesh...

his hand slipped off?

i liked METALDUDE from the 90's era

M

I think Metaldude poked his eye out with a sharpened carrot.

Whatever it was, it was pretty damned funny until someone lost an eye.

Classic Tikibars! Classic!

I bet that scizzor running, paste eating bastard had it commin'

8T

His old man was a pirate. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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