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What gives you gas?

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G Gigantalope Member Shinola, California Joined: Aug 01, 2004 Posts: 913	G Gigantalope Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 8:02 AM But you continue to eat (maybe because of)
K Kon-Hemsby Member Andover, England Joined: Sep 17, 2003 Posts: 1287	K Kon-Hemsby Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 8:21 AM Are you serious?!
M mattfink Member Detroit Joined: May 05, 2003 Posts: 579	M mattfink Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 8:28 AM What doesn't give me gas....pfffffftttt!!!
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 8:38 AM this gives me gas you meant this topic as a joke, right? :) your friend, j$ [ Edited by: Johnny Dollar on 2004-12-13 08:40 ]
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 11:28 AM Farting Elves! Merry Christmas!
M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 1:34 PM No one is safe from raw cauliflower and broccoli. Its lethal.
C cynfulcynner Member Ocean Beach, San Francisco Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1799	C cynfulcynner Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 2:17 PM On 2004-12-13 13:34, Monkeyman wrote: No one is safe from raw cauliflower and broccoli. Maybe that's the real reason why George HW Bush hated broccoli so much. :roll:
R Raffertiki Member L.I. Joined: Oct 31, 2003 Posts: 1527	R Raffertiki Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 3:58 PM Sugar free candy, or anything with Sorbitol in it. You won't beleive the funk that you will emit.
C cynfulcynner Member Ocean Beach, San Francisco Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1799	C cynfulcynner Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 4:20 PM
G Gigantalope Member Shinola, California Joined: Aug 01, 2004 Posts: 913	G Gigantalope Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 7:01 PM Malls, Flea Markets, Farmers Markets and the Ikea. I seldom shop, but was forced. IKEA is a Scandanavian giant store where most stuff is made in China...(in case they don't have one by your house) So popular it is, the the sick treated all of Berkeley to lunch...the lunch they had eaten earlier that day that is. Malls and lines especially at the swap meet (flea market) were haunted by the suplery ghosts of christmas past(and worse "petuli") Which brought me to my point (offencive as it is for which I appoligize) Does the whole world where you live feast on Cabbage and Kippers before Shopping? (not a real question) (And let thier feril children off leash on this single day?)
K KuKuAhu Member Kahiki, Ohio Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Posts: 567	K KuKuAhu Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 7:13 PM On 2004-12-13 19:01, Gigantalope wrote: (And let thier feril children off leash on this single day?) As a former feral child I resent that statement and request that Hanford lock this offensive thread. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go root through my neighbors garbage and urinate in the street. Ku Ku "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde [ Edited by: Ku Ku Ahu on 2004-12-13 19:14 ]
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 8:24 PM Everyone farts in the library.
T TikiGardener Member 1st website dedicated to Tiki Gardens Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1368	T TikiGardener Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 10:18 PM Kims video in NYC Had a sign over the entry to the porn section reading "Please, no farting in the adult video section." Aparrently porn causes a lot of farting.
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 10:59 PM Oktoberfest! After a plate of bratwurst, sauerkraut and three or four beers I can fart the tuba solo in the "She's Too Fat For Me" polka. Oops...I think I just soiled my lederhosen.
Z ZebraTiki Member Enchanted Bay Area, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2004 Posts: 530	Z ZebraTiki Posted posted on Mon, Dec 13, 2004 11:16 PM On 2004-12-13 19:01, Gigantalope wrote: Which brought me to my point (offencive as it is for which I appoligize) Does the whole world where you live feast on Cabbage and Kippers before Shopping? (not a real question) (And let thier feril children off leash on this single day?) He who smelt it, dealt it. He who denied it, supplied it. I never stopped being a feral child, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my head stuck between the rungs on the stairway railing.
D Dimethios Member Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 116	D Dimethios Posted posted on Tue, Dec 14, 2004 12:07 AM The wahine's Golabki (aka cabbage rolls) cabbage = loud ones meat = stinky ones A deadly combination!
8T 8FT Tiki Tiki Socialite Kansas City, MO Joined: Nov 30, 2003 Posts: 1411	8T 8FT Tiki Posted posted on Tue, Dec 14, 2004 12:47 AM My co-workers give me all the gas they can. They think it is so cute. Why are these "grown" men so immature? I'm the only one there who doesn't do all that pull my finger b.s. I have to turn on a fan just to eat my lunch.
T trustar Member So Cal Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 253	T trustar Posted posted on Wed, Dec 15, 2004 8:45 AM Dinty Moore Beef Stew. Our standard camping food. Results sound like the campfire scene in "Blazzing Saddles"
TR Tiki Rider Member South Orange County, CA Joined: Oct 05, 2002 Posts: 497	TR Tiki Rider Posted posted on Wed, Dec 15, 2004 10:59 AM a topic such as this...
F FreakBear Member Springfield, Ohio Joined: Apr 15, 2004 Posts: 361	F FreakBear Posted posted on Wed, Dec 22, 2004 12:51 PM Job interviews~!
TM tiki mick Tiki Socialite SOCAL Joined: May 12, 2004 Posts: 4094	TM tiki mick Posted posted on Wed, Feb 9, 2011 4:37 PM "Wow! I am having a similar experience internally. Last night I ate at Taco Bell and I have been feeling pressure on my caldera ever since. Like Yellowstone, I do not believe that this current pressure on my caldera necessarily indicates an eruption any time soon. Viva Volcanos Baby!"
M MadDogMike Grand Member (8 years) The Anvil of the Sun Joined: Mar 30, 2008 Posts: 11040	M MadDogMike Posted posted on Wed, Feb 9, 2011 6:59 PM This topic is what BILGE was created for! I have tried to narrow it down to a few hundred items and have concluded that BREATHING gives me gas :lol:
M MadDogMike Grand Member (8 years) The Anvil of the Sun Joined: Mar 30, 2008 Posts: 11040	M MadDogMike Posted posted on Sat, Mar 19, 2011 2:07 AM Apparently 3 lbs of meat does On 2011-03-19 01:26, MadDogMike wrote in the "I Can't Sleep Arrrgh!" Thread: Went across the border tonight to a Brazilian steakhouse. All the meat you can eat for 139 pesos, about $11 - Parmesan Cheese Crusted Pork Loin, Picaña, Top Sirloin, Spanish Chorizo, Skirt Steak, Fillet Mignon, Beef Fillet with Cheese, Lemon Fillet, Mustard Fillet, Garlic Fillet, BBQ Ribs, Bacon Wrapped Turkey Breast, Marinated Chicken Legs, Beef Tongue, and I can't remember what else! They just kept bringing it out on big swords full of meat and slicing off as much as you want. It was all SO GOOD!!! So why is this in the "Can't sleep...araghhhh!" thread? I must have eaten at least 3 lbs of meat and I can't sleep! :lol:
B beadtiki Tiki Socialite Bothell, Washington Joined: Aug 24, 2007 Posts: 930	B beadtiki Posted posted on Sat, Mar 19, 2011 11:01 AM Sugar free candy - and not just gas!

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