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Why did the chicken cross the road???....

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............?

To see the man lay bricks.

Edit: Yeah, yeah I know, it's an old one but it was a reflex reponse. Sorry... You can all stop sending me the PMs now.

[ Edited by: Hakalugi on 2004-12-19 00:42 ]

To check out the surf...boddah YOU!

It was stapled to a Parrotthead.

I don't know why. I just needed to post my 667th post as quickly as possible.

now, where's my rabbit's foot

-Z

Why did the possum cross the road?

To show the chicken it could be done.

H
hewey posted on Tue, Dec 28, 2004 4:12 AM

Q: Why did the second chicken cross the road?
A: He thought it was a game

Q: Why did the third chicken cross the road?
A: Peer pressure

0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

:)

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