Why fo is that?

Twain is great!

"Any kind of royalty, however modified, any kind of aristocracy, however pruned, is rightly an insult."

"It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick."

"We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves."

Non-Twain:

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2005-01-05 02:34 ]

On 2005-01-04 04:17, MaiTaiMafia wrote:
I made the mistake of reading this thread sober and reading it gave me a hangover...

I don't often make that mistake, justr as I ddidnt; now.. And I must say how great it is to feel morally suprior, it is good to have one tihing in my life to be a snob about. I got into this whole tikit thing shortly before you did, therfore you suck. Deal with it.

By the way, drunk again.

1)not drunk
2)misgivings about being not drunk
3)misgivings about being not drunk
4)newbie
5)wannabe
6)poser
7)misgivings about being not drunk
9)just wanna be liked
10)and drunk
11)tikiwhowhattzit?
12)damn...not drunk yet
13)bowing to the "ungrateful nobility" haha
14)owed much alcohol by nobility
15)send rum...because
16)not drunk

On 2005-01-12 15:57, beachin wrote:
1)not drunk

Fixed that! Why b3e a memeber of a community if you don't post when ur drunk ...i should post that i'm drunk cuz ii'm drunk cuz i went ot my friends house and snuck out of the jhouse and we drank and tlaked. it was soooooooooooonice to kjust talke and stuff, and when i got home my kanuna little tiki god was mocking me and so i made up a chant for him to say to my husband:

**boom-chak-a-lakka boom-chak-a-lakka boom-chak-a-lakka BEER

Oh haoli live here o haoli live here bring rum NOW**

he's very scary. better bring de rum bro

peace out

[ Edited by: beachin on 2005-01-16 01:17 ]

Careful man...there's a beverage here!
-the Dude

Son, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
-Dean Wormer

Nobody loves me but my momma...and she could be jivin' too.
-B.B.King

On 2005-01-16 02:09, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
Careful man...there's a beverage here!
-the Dude

Son, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
-Dean Wormer

Nobody loves me but my momma...and she could be jivin' too.
-B.B.King

There's some comfort in knowing that the Dude abides!

What am I? A ZIT!