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There aren't enough words to describe...

http://web.bitnet.net/rabies/apache.mpeg

That was a damn big file to download, but it was worth it.
Kinda like a gay Yanni on acid.
And oh ya, an excellent tribute to our proud American Indian heritage. I'm sure they loved it too.
How did we freakin ever survive that era of the seventies.
Thanks for showin Don.

"Brave Warriors. Riders of the Plains. They must be free to live their own lives."

"Apache" used to be one of my favorite surf songs.

Thanks donhonyc.

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On 2005-03-08 10:44, Unga Bunga wrote:
How did we freakin ever survive that era of the seventies.

What I want to know is how did we go from having people in music like The Beatles & Jimi Hendrix, and then a little less than ten years later we had THAT?!

I gotta say though...even the video may be low budget, I'll give them points for choosing those dancers. DOH!

T

Fringe and Funk!

I dig'um Apache squaws though.

Trustar

On 2005-03-08 10:48, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:"Apache" used to be one of my favorite surf songs.

I thought the Grandmaster Flash version was funky! Hey, was that Doug Henning? with the Gold Diggers or Solid Gold dancers?

Honestly donhonyc, that hurt me! ...the pain of laughter!

H

I dont know what to say....Wow....

TT

And THATS the reason I started listening to Country music in the 70's!
Yanni on Acid indeed.

T

YESSSSSS!!!! The Seebach Band are truly the bringers of the apocalypse...

T

And then we devolve into this.....

And then this....

I am speechless.

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If the video wasn't enough for you, check this out:

ttp://www.bide-et-musique.com/show_image.html?I=images/pochettes/6181.jpg&T=The+Seebach+Band+-+Apache

Wow.. I'm not sure how I feel about that....
But

I wouldn't suggest watching it before going to bed.(Like I just did).

[ Edited by: freaky*tiki on 2005-03-09 20:34 ]

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As someone who has played keyboards for many years I finally have realized that try as you might, no one can look cool playing keyboards




And that's just the Keytar people.


Tacky Techie Tiki Bar
It just may be that the only purpose to your life is to serve as a warning to others.

[ Edited by: Turbogod on 2005-03-09 21:16 ]

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On 2005-03-08 10:56, donhonyc wrote:

...even the video may be low budget, I'll give them points for choosing those dancers. DOH!

I've got a feeling a porno shoot wrapped up early that day! :)

UB

On 2005-03-09 21:07, Turbogod wrote:
As someone who has played keyboards for many years I finally have realized that try as you might, no one can look cool playing keyboards

Turbo!
Is this you?
If so, at least you are putting you're heart into your intrument, instead of your speedos like "Yanni".

T

On 2005-03-09 21:48, Unga Bunga wrote:
Turbo!
Is this you?
If so, at least you are putting you're heart into your intrument, instead of your speedos like "Yanni".

Nope, sadly I have no Keytar. At one point I had an SH101 but it was rack mounted.

WOW!That Tommy.Is too Kool or what.

On 2005-03-09 21:07, Turbogod wrote:
As someone who has played keyboards for many years I finally have realized that try as you might, no one can look cool playing keyboards

I always thought DEVO looked cool playing those straped on keyboards.
(Couln't find pic of keyboards)

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On 2005-03-10 14:25, Unga Bunga wrote:
[I always thought DEVO looked cool playing those strapped on keyboards.
(Couln't find pic of keyboards)

"WE'RE THROUGH BEING COOL
ELIMINATE THE NINNIES AND THE TWITS
GOING TO BANG SOME HEADS
GOING TO BEAT SOME BUTTS
TIME TO SHOW THOSE EVIL SPUDS WHAT'S WHAT
IF YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN
YOU MIGHT MEET A DOZEN OR TWO
YOUNG ALIEN TYPES WHO STEP OUT
AND DARE TO DECLARE
SPANK THE PANK WHO TRY TO DRIVE YOU NUTS
TIME TO CLEAN SOME HOUSE
BE A MAN OR A MOUSE
WASTE THOSE WHO MAKE IT TUFF TO GET AROUND
IF YOU LIVE IN A BIG PLACE
MANY FACTIONS UNDERGROUND
CHASE DOWN MISTER HINKY DINK
SO NO TRACE CAN BE FOUND
PUT THE TAPE ON ERASE
REARRANGE A FACE
WE ALWAYS LIKED PICASSO ANYWAY
MASH 'EM!"

On 2005-03-10 15:57, Turbogod wrote:

On 2005-03-10 14:25, Unga Bunga wrote:
[I always thought DEVO looked cool playing those strapped on keyboards.
(Couln't find pic of keyboards)

TIME TO SHOW THOSE EVIL SPUDS WHAT'S WHAT

Can't Get No!

On 2005-03-10 21:42, Unga Bunga wrote:

On 2005-03-10 15:57, Turbogod wrote:

On 2005-03-10 14:25, Unga Bunga wrote:
[I always thought DEVO looked cool playing those strapped on keyboards.
(Couln't find pic of keyboards)

TIME TO SHOW THOSE EVIL SPUDS WHAT'S WHAT

Can't Get No!

I prefer this line:

CHASE DOWN MISTER HINKY DINK

Anyone know if it's about Trader Vic? Anyone from the West side of LA want to go over to Mutato Music & ask? We know Mark Mothersbaugh's a fan of Martin Denny (his musical quoting of him in the Pee Wee's Playhouse theme music), is he a fan of Mai Tais, too?

I think it's time to revive this thread with some Cossack Disco!

http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/dschinghiskhan-moskau.html

Sabu

UB

On 2005-04-07 13:45, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
I think it's time to revive this thread with some Cossack Disco!

I believe that's Martiki in the blue jump suit. HEY!!!

[i]On 2005-03-10 14:25, Unga Bunga wrote:

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Sabu,

Once again, you have done it. I have been wandering around the office all day humming that damn Dschinghis Khan song.

Now, if only I knew the dance moves to go along with it?!

I guess I should be happy it's not the "Badger... Badger... Badger... Badger... Badger... MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!!!" song... AAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!

thanks

I googled Seebach and got all this stuff about the Eurovision competition. That explains a lot! :lol:

In a similar vein:

http://folk.uio.no/tsandvik/fun/learn_disco.mpg

The last part of this informative clip reminds me of the last wedding reception I attended...

Disco knows no language!

Sabu, that brought me to tears!

cynfulcynner, this explains why my Mom dances the way she does, she must have watched this video. The guy in the white leisure suit is actually doing the "Jerry Lewis" by the end of it.

Is there anything funnier than bad dancing? Bad euro dancing in satin outfits? or fringe?

Now someone needs to post an mp3 of "Quiet Village" by the Ritchie family. 8)

Tommy Seebach band meets Madonna!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3022812996105150373

Interesting... video is credited to a Dr Z...

I missed this when it first came around. I'm trying to remember the last time I laughed so hard while feeling embarassed for the human race at the same time. Got to wipe away the tears. God that was great.

On 2005-12-12 22:26, stuff-o-rama wrote:
Tommy Seebach band meets Madonna!

...and ABBA too! Eeeeeeek!

Wow, my mind is completely blown! SO FUNNY!!!

Did some one say Keytar?!

B)

The votes are in: this is the Worst Music Video Ever.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8610362188397291938&pl=true

I think the dancing girls in this clip copied all their moves from the Seebach "Apache" video.

Haha! I've taken step-aerobic classes where we did better moves than those!

Sabu

I enjoyed that.

That set bears a strange resemblance to the New York State Pavilion at the 1964 World's Fair.

And why are the dancers dressed like unisex CHEERLEADERS?!?

On 2006-04-29 21:17, cynfulcynner wrote:

The votes are in: this is the Worst Music Video Ever.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8610362188397291938&pl=true

I think the dancing girls in this clip copied all their moves from the Seebach "Apache" video.

This was actually an alternate version of the video for Motorhead's "Ace of Spades!" :lol:

http://b3ta.com/links/9102

I also enjoyed that.

LT

On 2005-12-12 22:26, stuff-o-rama wrote:
Tommy Seebach band meets Madonna!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3022812996105150373

Well, Tommy Seebach band meets Madonna meeting ABBA.

LT

On 2005-12-14 01:07, cynfulcynner wrote:

On 2005-12-12 22:26, stuff-o-rama wrote:
Tommy Seebach band meets Madonna!

...and ABBA too! Eeeeeeek!

Oops.

On 2006-04-29 22:41, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Haha! I've taken step-aerobic classes where we did better moves than those!
Sabu

They somehow reminded me of a Marx Brothers film.

OW! My Eyes! My Nose!

WARNING!

To everyone!

DO NOT go and fix yourself a cocktail while this downloads! Fix yourself something soft and soothing, like a glass of water. Nothing stronger than milk! Whatever you fix yourself will wind up projecting itself out of your nose about 33 seconds into the video. Maybe less.

I warned you. Mai-Tai's through the nose are not comfortable and play havoc on keyboards and mice! Not good for monitors either. Well, actually it might improve the monitor........ Watch!

On 2005-03-09 10:38, Tangaroa wrote:

AND

Look at the part number in the upper right corner!

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