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What do you get when you cross...

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T Turbogod Member Joined: Jun 14, 2002 Posts: 1219	T Turbogod Posted posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 3:44 PM ...an Insomniac with an Agnostic and a Dyslexic? A person that stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. continue Tacky Techie Tiki Bar It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat; but the man worth while, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat [ Edited by: Turbogod on 2005-06-16 15:45 ]
T thebaxdog Member Santa Ana, CA. Joined: Jun 19, 2002 Posts: 775	T thebaxdog Posted posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 4:21 PM What do you get when you cross An Elephant and a plum give up? OK They are both purple except The Elephant
M MachTiki Tiki Socialite San Diego, CA Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Posts: 1369	M MachTiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 4:26 PM Ella Fitzgerald with Darth Vader... Don't make me say it.
K kirby Tiki Socialite SoCal Joined: May 04, 2005 Posts: 1601	K kirby Posted posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 5:03 PM I know! I know! a Purple Ella-phant
I ikitnrev Tiki Socialite D.C. / Virginia Joined: Jul 27, 2002 Posts: 1325	I ikitnrev Posted posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 5:38 PM Darth Fitgerald?
T Traderpup Tiki Socialite Long Beach, CA Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 1055	T Traderpup Posted posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 5:56 PM If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou. If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G. Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare. If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician),she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Tiki Socialite Carson, California Joined: Aug 20, 2002 Posts: 2807	STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Posted posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 5:58 PM If Elvis sang hip-hop or rap, he'd be Hound Doggy Dogg
J johntiki Member MD Joined: Mar 31, 2002 Posts: 1528	J johntiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 7:42 PM What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
S spy-tiki Tiki Socialite glendale, ca Joined: May 11, 2003 Posts: 762	S spy-tiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 8:26 PM Penis + potato = Dictator. [ Edited by: spy-tiki on 2005-06-16 20:31 ]
B bananabobs Member Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Posts: 824	B bananabobs Posted posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 5:12 AM An elephant and a rhino? Hell-if-I-know!
SBOS Suffering Bastard of Stumptown Member PDX Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 648	SBOS Suffering Bastard of Stumptown Posted posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 8:02 AM A Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who goes around knocking on people's doors for no apparent reason.
TW Trader Woody Member Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2301	TW Trader Woody Posted posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 9:03 AM Bob Dylan and Marlon Brando? A Dyldo Trader Woody
M MachTiki Tiki Socialite San Diego, CA Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Posts: 1369	M MachTiki Posted posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 9:08 AM Tom Cruise with Katie Holmes... Naucious
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 10:35 AM Sonofabeach and Ocean-Tiki........
M MachTiki Tiki Socialite San Diego, CA Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Posts: 1369	M MachTiki Posted posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 10:45 AM
MP mrs. pineapple Member Joined: May 12, 2003 Posts: 611	MP mrs. pineapple Posted posted on Fri, Jun 17, 2005 11:05 AM I love this thread :) Trader Pup, genius!

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