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Riptide posted on 07/17/2005

"If a man's bar is his castle,
then this stool is my throne."

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john posted on 07/17/2005

"he who stand on toilet, high on pot"

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PapeToaTane posted on 07/17/2005

"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."

DZ
Doctor Z posted on 07/17/2005

"Tone Loc is the black Neil Young."

FZ
Feelin Zombified posted on 07/17/2005

I can resist anything but temptation.

-Oscar Wilde, 1892

-Z

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donhonyc posted on 07/17/2005

"Walkin' on water wasn't made in a day"

Jack Kerouac

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Hakalugi posted on 07/17/2005

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the night.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

-Genghis Khan

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 07/17/2005

No matter where you go, there you are.

UJ
Unkle John posted on 07/18/2005

"Watch out for snakes!"

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donhonyc posted on 07/18/2005

"Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of as dog it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx

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TikiGardener posted on 07/18/2005

Groucho: "That's in every contract, that's what you call a sanity clause."
Chico: "You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause"

[ Edited by: TikiGardener 2005-07-17 20:13 ]

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donhonyc posted on 07/18/2005

"Room service...send me up another room"

Graucho Marx (again!)

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Tikiwahine posted on 07/18/2005

"The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived."
-Bernard De Voto

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Gigantalope posted on 07/18/2005

"If brains was lard, that boy would'nt grease to bigga pan."
-Jed Clampett

"Do as I say, and think for yourself... or kill me"

--J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

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Kon-Hemsby posted on 07/18/2005

'Work is the curse of the drinking classes' - Oscar Wilde

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Doctor Z posted on 07/18/2005

"I drank what??"

--Socrates

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alohabros posted on 07/18/2005

QUOTE - "...I enjoy talking with these folks, because I enjoy watching people be people and reacting to various stimuli: written, visual, and imaginary..."
Tiki Bong

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MachTiki posted on 07/18/2005

"It was a woman that drove me to drink and I never had the decency to write her and thank her." - WC Fields

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Unga Bunga posted on 07/18/2005

You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini.

Mae West

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Tikiwahine posted on 07/18/2005

GREAT quote Unga, haven't heard that one in ages :)

STCB
Sabu The Coconut Boy posted on 07/19/2005

"I know, the owl is super cool." - tikifish

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tikifish posted on 07/19/2005

VAT!!?? DOS VAS GUT TRINKS!

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Benehune posted on 07/19/2005

"It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how."

Dr. Seuss

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8FT Tiki posted on 07/19/2005

"I'm a victim of soicumstance!"
"Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck."

Curly Howard

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saxotica posted on 07/19/2005

"champagne for my real friends; real pain for my sham friends" attributed to Tom Waits...probably lifted from another source. "Better a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy" Ibid

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TikiGardener posted on 07/20/2005

On 2005-07-19 07:55, saxotica wrote:
"Better a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy" Ibid

George Carlin. I think from Occupation-Foole ( I think ).

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MachTiki posted on 07/20/2005

On 2005-07-19 20:15, TikiGardener wrote:

On 2005-07-19 07:55, saxotica wrote:
"Better a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy" Ibid

George Carlin. I think from Occupation-Foole ( I think ).

I always thought it was Groucho Marx. :-?

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TikiGardener posted on 07/20/2005

Hmmmm I'll check my Groucho quotes, It would fit in with my theory that Groucho,Carlin, And Hicks make up the Triad of a religion I'd like to found based on comedy.

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Jungle Trader posted on 07/20/2005

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat all day and drink beer.

What real man hasn't done this?

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monkeyskull posted on 07/20/2005

"There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of 'em."
--- Casey Stengel

Take your pick from here: http://www.skeptictank.org/barry.htm

My favorite? "Bitch set me up" -- Marion Barry, mayor of DC

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Riptide posted on 07/20/2005

Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!
-Fozzie Bear

DZ
Doctor Z posted on 07/22/2005

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription is...

Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult

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Humuhumu posted on 07/22/2005

"Trichinosis is an old wives' tale." -- thejab

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 07/22/2005

"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is elective."

  • Chili Davis
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alohabros posted on 07/22/2005

Even with the requirement of lay review boards, the code will fail to assuage concerns of the church's most vocal critics that the unseemly methods of the past won't repeat themselves.
--"Bishops take step in right direction,"
[2]Chicago Sun(Tiki)-Times, November 15, 2002

UB
Unga Bunga posted on 07/22/2005

Bamboo is a trippy wood.
~ Bamboo Ben ~

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