And I quote...

"If a man's bar is his castle,
then this stool is my throne."

"he who stand on toilet, high on pot"

"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."

"Tone Loc is the black Neil Young."

I can resist anything but temptation.

-Oscar Wilde, 1892

-Z

"Walkin' on water wasn't made in a day"

Jack Kerouac

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the night.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

-Genghis Khan

No matter where you go, there you are.

"Watch out for snakes!"

"Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of as dog it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx

Groucho: "That's in every contract, that's what you call a sanity clause."
Chico: "You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause"

[ Edited by: TikiGardener 2005-07-17 20:13 ]

"Room service...send me up another room"

Graucho Marx (again!)

"The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived."
-Bernard De Voto

"If brains was lard, that boy would'nt grease to bigga pan."
-Jed Clampett

"Do as I say, and think for yourself... or kill me"

--J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

'Work is the curse of the drinking classes' - Oscar Wilde

"I drank what??"

--Socrates

QUOTE - "...I enjoy talking with these folks, because I enjoy watching people be people and reacting to various stimuli: written, visual, and imaginary..."
Tiki Bong

"It was a woman that drove me to drink and I never had the decency to write her and thank her." - WC Fields

You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini.

Mae West

GREAT quote Unga, haven't heard that one in ages :)

"I know, the owl is super cool." - tikifish

VAT!!?? DOS VAS GUT TRINKS!

"It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how."

Dr. Seuss

"I'm a victim of soicumstance!"
"Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck."

Curly Howard

"champagne for my real friends; real pain for my sham friends" attributed to Tom Waits...probably lifted from another source. "Better a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy" Ibid

On 2005-07-19 07:55, saxotica wrote:
"Better a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy" Ibid

George Carlin. I think from Occupation-Foole ( I think ).

On 2005-07-19 20:15, TikiGardener wrote:

On 2005-07-19 07:55, saxotica wrote:
"Better a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy" Ibid

George Carlin. I think from Occupation-Foole ( I think ).

I always thought it was Groucho Marx. :-?

Hmmmm I'll check my Groucho quotes, It would fit in with my theory that Groucho,Carlin, And Hicks make up the Triad of a religion I'd like to found based on comedy.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat all day and drink beer.

What real man hasn't done this?

"There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of 'em."
--- Casey Stengel

Take your pick from here: http://www.skeptictank.org/barry.htm

My favorite? "Bitch set me up" -- Marion Barry, mayor of DC

Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!
-Fozzie Bear

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription is...

Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult

"Trichinosis is an old wives' tale." -- thejab

"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is elective."

• Chili Davis

Even with the requirement of lay review boards, the code will fail to assuage concerns of the church's most vocal critics that the unseemly methods of the past won't repeat themselves.
--"Bishops take step in right direction,"
[2]Chicago Sun(Tiki)-Times, November 15, 2002

Bamboo is a trippy wood.
~ Bamboo Ben ~