Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Bilge
Answering All Your Questions About the Great White North
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What is Poutine? Who was Tim Horton? And do dogsledders have to put money in the parking meter? All these questions and more can be answered here. |
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virani
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08/11/2005
Do you eat ice cream ? |
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hewey
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08/11/2005
So do Canadians really say "eh" after every sentence? (Don't you love cultural stereotypes. You are labelled and judged accordingly. Crikey, gotta go, I gotta see a man about a wallaby, and after that im gonna drink a fosters and put a shrimp on the barbie) (no, not the barbi twins) |
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Urban Tiki
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08/11/2005
Why do all of the pot-bellied, middle aged Canadian men insist on wearing speedos when they go to Miami Beach? |
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08/11/2005
Do you use the decibel system? |
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tikifish
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08/11/2005
[ Edited by: tikifish 2005-08-11 06:59 ] |
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08/11/2005
Why is it that the Qubeckers are always wanting to jump ship from the rest of Canada and why is it that the rest of Canada can't vote to get them out of the Country? Is Curling (The only Olympic Sport you can do while smoking)on TV there? Do those White Bears only come out on trash night? Tell us some Newfie stories! |
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tikifish
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08/11/2005
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade." [ Edited by: tikifish 2005-08-11 07:06 ] |
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08/11/2005
Why is the sport of Nude Curling not taking off like you'd think? Is the CN Tower the height of 6 football fields, or 5? Are the Canadians really massing on our borders, preparing to rush across (as William Shatner, Michael J. Fox, Monty Hall, Mike Meyers & Alex Trebek already have) as soon as you can convince us to put Mayonaise on French Fries? Why do they put Canadian Bacon on Hawaiian Pizza? Please post pictures of yourself or your family wearing your favorite touques, eh? |
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08/11/2005
Tikifish, Is it true that you dont need a passport to get into Cananda if you have a mullet and are wearing a hockey jersey? Chongolio the hoser P.S. My Granny arrives in California today. She is vistin' from B.C. Cool eh? |
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Tangaroa
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08/11/2005
What the hell ever happened to Milkwalker? |
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MachTiki
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08/11/2005
Who would win in a barfight: Honeymoon Suite, Platinum Blonde, April Wine, Loverboy or Bryan Adams with his wingman Corey Hart? |
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Tangaroa
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08/11/2005
Milkwalker is a Vancouver milk carton mascot from the 1986 Expo. Body: A milk carton with human eyes & mouth. I swear to God. I saved the milk carton - but God knows where it is - I will have to start digging.... |
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08/11/2005
My family is visiting Canada in February for my mother's 60th b-day. Can you recommend a hotel and restaurant? :wink: In an unrelated matter, is it true that prostitution is legal up there? |
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tikifish
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08/11/2005
[ Edited by: tikifish 2005-08-11 13:17 ] |
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rodeotiki
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08/11/2005
to enter Canada Fish is right, you need proof of residence and proof of citizen ship . a passport will cover both requirements in one document. Same deal for us Canucks heading south eh. |
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Urban Tiki
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08/11/2005
Can you at least take back Celine Deon? |
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cynfulcynner
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08/11/2005
Are those American or Canadian football fields? :) |
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Sweet Daddy Tiki
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08/12/2005
[ Edited by: Sweet Daddy Tiki 2005-08-12 17:00 ] |
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rodeotiki
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08/12/2005
[ Edited by: rodeotiki 2005-08-11 19:53 ] |
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Jungle Trader
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08/12/2005
Wut is moose?
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Velvet Ruby
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08/12/2005
my mum knit my ex and I matching skull and crossbones touques and mittens for christmas a couple of years ago.. |
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dogbytes
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08/12/2005
why do the license plates in Quebec say "buy my souvenirs"? |
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08/12/2005
Smoked Meat Sandwiches? |
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Mai Tai
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08/12/2005
Are Canadian football fields measured in meters or yards? And are there 100 of them in the field? You guys play on a 3-down system instead of a 4 down system, right? How many yards or meters to achieve a 1st down? Do you guys want Jeff Garcia back? Inquiring minds want to know. |
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cheekytiki
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08/12/2005
Is it true that all of the funny people in America are really Canadians? |
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tikifish
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08/12/2005
[ Edited by: tikifish 2005-08-12 06:34 ] |
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tikifish
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[ Edited by: tikifish 2005-08-12 06:44 ] |
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badmojo
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08/12/2005
Is it really true that the bestest women in the whole world come from Toronto? Are bonus points gathered from growing up in "The Pick"? |
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Urban Tiki
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08/12/2005
You really are funny, Tikifish. Can we trade you for Celine Deon? |
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08/12/2005
What's the recipe for ice? |
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Mai Tai
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08/20/2005
Ahhhh, c'mon! Don't make me post a "Well, look at you, Little Miss refusing to answer my questions!" :)
You're walkin' right into that one, eh? |
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Feelin Zombified
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08/20/2005
1- How did Canada corner the market on Coffee Crisp, and when will you share the wealth? 2- where is the cheapest place in Windsor to find Cuban cigars? -Z [ Edited by: Feelin' Zombified 2005-08-20 06:27 ] |
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waikiki tiki
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08/21/2005
Do Canadians name their dogs Hosehead? Have you been to Elsinore Brewery? Take Off, Eh! Thanks Tikifish...great thread! |
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tikifish
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08/21/2005
-I'm sure there is many a dog here named Hosehead, although I've never met one personally. -Elsinore Brewery. (AKA Molson). Giant vats of liquid gold towering into the sky. A Canadian flag fluttering in the vbreeze the size of 40 bedsheets. Yes. It is a beautiful thing. Not only have I been there, but I work for them quite frequently. How's that for Canadian, eh? |
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tikifish
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08/21/2005
The recipe for ice: Wait until October. |
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tikigreg
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08/21/2005
Are there any other comic strips in Canada other than "For Better or for Worse", or does this explain the comedic exodus? |
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rodeotiki
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08/21/2005
Dont forget mcintosh toffee and aero bars.. |
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