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What out? Really OUT

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So far out that from here it looks like they'll never be back (which means that it should be about 8 years)

Like Beanie Babies and SUVs? White Zin? Air Jordon...oh wait...here they come again

SUV'S? DAMN!!! now what am i going to do with my H2?

Atkins Diet--out.

J
JTD posted on Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:26 PM

Pappy, your name just reminded of that other sailor man.

Popeye is out. Olive Oyl is out too. Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall will do that. Bluto/Brutus is still in, though.

Rooster-themed home accessories.
(stand by for mallard ducks to make a comeback...)

S

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw in the New Yorker a few years ago. 2 people are at a yard sale and one is holding up a figurine and says something like "Do you realize we are living thru the 3rd time Art Deco has gone out of style?"

Boy bands (please, please, please).

PI

Perms

Britney Spears

Reason and Honesty

Oh, and decent gas prices.

T

Uggs. And I wish they'd never come in!

Self edit as I broke a Tiki Central rule by mistake - whoops!

Trader Woody

[ Edited by: Trader Woody 2005-08-30 00:12 ]

Paint-Your-Own-Pottery Stores

Sabu

Make-your-own Candles and/or Soap stores

the Montreal Expos

Foie gras

D

Big breasts...Please?

On 2005-08-30 16:31, docwoods wrote:
Big breasts...Please?

Only FAKE ones.

Forget it--natural women are what's out. Now they're all pierced, riveted, tattooed, shaved and pumped full of silicon. Blecch.

D

Beyond Tiki and Bilge

harshing the mellow of my escapist pastime :)

Mullets

For pete's sake, please spread the word, there's still some people that didn't get the memo.

C

long thick fake nails that "click"!

Brazilian waxes

America.

A

On 2005-09-09 03:25, Tiki Rotterdam wrote:
America.

... down, but not out...

civil disobedience

[ Edited by: Shipwreckjoey 2005-09-11 01:03 ]

H

Low carbs, high protein diet.

T

The Way-Outs

Rap "music"
Hip-hop
Baggy pants
Oversized gold necklaces
Sideways baseball caps
Untied shoes
The words: YO, IN THE HOUSE, NIGGA, THE BOMB, DOPE, and FOO
Oversized sporting team jerseys
Clothes with brand names all over them
Exposed boxer shorts
White guys that act black
Black guys that act like gangsters
"Sampling" other people's music
Drum machines

Yo, tikitortured...don't y'all be dissin' my homeboys. They jus' might drive by yo crib with an auto9 and pop a cap in your ass. Peace out!

Sorry to get all "up in yo grill" S-REK-J, I'm just a Skippy jar licker. nomesayin?

On 2005-09-17 14:47, tikitortured wrote:
Rap "music"
Hip-hop
Baggy pants
Oversized gold necklaces
Sideways baseball caps
Untied shoes
The words: YO, IN THE HOUSE, NIGGA, THE BOMB, DOPE, and FOO
Oversized sporting team jerseys
Clothes with brand names all over them
Exposed boxer shorts
White guys that act black
Black guys that act like gangsters
"Sampling" other people's music
Drum machines

...yoo beez trippin' on fo-fos... yo...

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