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Tiki Dog House

Why spend $1,095.00 on your own tiki bar when you can get an entire tiki house for Fido?

-Z

H
hewey posted on Wed, Oct 12, 2005 5:44 PM

Cant imagine there being a huge market for tiki dog houses at that price... Dog would want to know how to fetch a Mai Tai to deserve that.

HT

Are you kidding me? I built my dog a replica of the Kahiki for about a 20th of that. Actually, less. If anyone wants to see it, I have pictures of the initial construction.

And you KNOW that as soon as you spend $1000+ on a dog house, the mutt will NEVER step foot in it.

He'll prefer to dig a hole under the house and sleep there.

It's the same correlation(?) as buying an expensive children's toy and he only want to bang the pots and pans, or the $$$ cat toy and she only wants to scoot the milk bottle cap across the litchen floor.

(Missed you at Hukilau, FZ :(! Lots of us asked about you.)

Beyond the obviously ridiculous price, I would expect much higher quality for half that!

I have a few scraps left from my last Tiki bar project, I think I'll crank out a few $1000 dog houses in an afternoon....!

if I bought that for my dogs my wife would dig a hole under the house for me . It would be one long dirt nap !!

Hell I can make a better dog house with my asshole!!

On 2005-10-16 10:27, The Sperm Whale wrote:
Hell I can make a better dog house with my asshole!!

Please post pics when you do! Chocolate Tiki Doghouse Anyone?

On 2005-10-13 07:14, Hale Tiki wrote:
Are you kidding me? I built my dog a replica of the Kahiki for about a 20th of that. Actually, less. If anyone wants to see it, I have pictures of the initial construction.

I'll bite. (nyuk, nyuk)

HT


Cool. Is there a teeny moai head fireplace inside?

On 2005-10-16 10:27, The Sperm Whale wrote:
Hell I can make a better dog house with my asshole!!

I hope you know I was kidding, Right? Hello Hello

On 2005-10-16 10:27, The Sperm Whale wrote:
Hell I can make a better dog house with my asshole!!

Well, I built a log cabin yesterday. :D

HT

Can someone fix those for me? I can't seem to get them to come up. Shucks.

And I wish there was a little fire spitting tiki, but no.

And even more so, I would have loved to seen the Kahiki before its demise.

sigh.

D


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