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Ask Dr. Z?!?!
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MachTiki
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07/01/2006
I saw this today and got a kick out of reading Ask Dr. Z Hmmmmm. Seems we can do that right here anytime we want?! |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/01/2006
Well, m'friends, you'll notice if you go to the site, that it says clearly "I am not the real Dr. Z, but his internet assistant." Like I need an internet assistant, right? (And I don't know who this German guy is...) At any rate, this "Internet-Z" is apparenly well versed in everything you may want to know about DaimlerChrysler (which is one word now), but nothing about anything else. The REAL Doctor Z knows shit about cars, but lots about other stuff. So - sure: gotta question, ask me anytime! :) :drink: |
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Moki
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07/01/2006
Here's my question...... Ha Ha |
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Chongolio
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07/01/2006
Dear Dr Z, Where can I find information on fixing a misfiring Blunderbuss? Your Friend, |
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Jungle Trader
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07/01/2006
Dear Dr. Z, what should I do when the cherry from a herbal cig falls in Chongolio's lap while he's driving? Should I spit on it? Should I slap it till it's out. Should I shoot spit wads at it from afar with the long straws from his Ohana Hut. What is the approppriate thing to do? I am not gay. Your advice please. |
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freddiefreelance
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07/04/2006
Dear Dr. Z, is it A herbal cig or AN herbal cig? |
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Cherry Capri
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07/04/2006
Hey - i am not in the habit of falling off of cigars!!! http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=12635 |
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Unga Bunga
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07/04/2006
Dear (Wild Man) Dr. Z, |
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Dr. Shocker
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07/05/2006
Dear Dr. Z........if you had two bottles of cheap rum what would you make |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/05/2006
I left them behind SO you would become famous! :wink: |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/05/2006
I'd suggest giving it to a Chaos Dwarf. After that, for chrissakes - keep it away from your eyes!! :wink: |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/05/2006
I s'pose it depends on what he's driving. But for the most part, I'd say blow on it. :wink: |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/05/2006
It's a clove. :wink: |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/05/2006
Come to it, for starters... :wink: |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/05/2006
A trade for something better. :wink: |
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cynfulcynner
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07/06/2006
That other "Ask Dr. Z" site SUCKS!! All they talk about are CARS, and crappy ones at that. Dr. Z, do you own any Aflac plans? Wanna buy some? :D |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/06/2006
Only if it's sold to me by that duck that hit Fabio in the face! :wink: (OK, so its a goose - whatever...) :P |
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cynfulcynner
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07/06/2006
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8FT Tiki
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07/07/2006
Hey Doc, I had a little problem with my Dad's car. It kinda ran off the road and hit this dudes mailbox thing and then a fence or two I think. Maybe it was a haystack. Anyway, I don't want him to find out and what I need to know is how can I shove that airbag thing back into the dashboard so he won't be suspicious. (If he finds out I know he'll be really sore and I really need my allowance this week.) |
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GROG
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07/07/2006
Hey Doc, it hurts when GROG does this. What should GROG do? |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/07/2006
Simply replace the airbag with Jiffy-Pop popcorn, like we had when we were kids. For the next person that has an accident, it will 'expand' like an airbag and not only will it save their life, it will provide them with a tasty snack until the paramedics arrive! :wink: |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/07/2006
Get someone else to do it, then blame them. :wink: |
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cynfulcynner
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07/08/2006
I have this sore on my naughty bits that won't heal. What should I do? :lol: |
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bigtikidude
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07/10/2006
Dear Dr. Z, Does it explain why I crashed out on your couch for an hour or so? What did you guys do to me while I was asleep? Jeff(bigtikidude) |
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cynfulcynner
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07/11/2006
It was probably Old Spice. REALLY Old Spice. :lol: |
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RevBambooBen
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07/11/2006
Dr.Z, Why do you have long hair? |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/11/2006
Work through the pain. |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/11/2006
Mao Tai. Yes, it does. (If you'd had the absinthe as well, you'd probably still be out) I don't recall exactly, but the pix are online somewhere... |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/11/2006
Because I CAN! :P |
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rugbymatt
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07/11/2006
Dr. Z, If a car load of Ohana leaves New York traveling at 65 mph and another car load leaves Ft. Lauderdale traveling at 70 mph which car load will get to the Catalina Tikifest first? |
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Dr. Shocker
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07/11/2006
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Doctor Z
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07/11/2006
Neither. Catalina is an island. |
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rugbymatt
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07/11/2006
Can't fool the Doctor! |
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Humuhumu
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07/11/2006
Dear Dr. Z, How much wool will a woolchuck chuck if the woolchuck is Chuck Woolery? Your guidance is needed, Humuhumu |
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Mai Tai
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07/13/2006
Dear Doctor Z, |
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RevBambooBen
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07/15/2006
You nailed it !! Ever thought of Dreads?? |
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GROG
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07/15/2006
Ever dread thoughts? |
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RevBambooBen
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07/17/2006
Mmmm. Fire Hot!! But good! |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/18/2006
He asked me to stop calling him "Flash". :wink: |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/18/2006
That, of course, would be "Two and two"... :wink: |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/18/2006
Step aside and walk around it. :wink: |
DZ
Doctor Z
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07/18/2006
Arrrrrr... :wink: |
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bigtikidude
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07/19/2006
What do I do when there is a surf band from the Mid west out here playing at the Surf Museum on Sun.? Help??? Jeff(bigtikidude) |
TSW
The Sperm Whale
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07/21/2006
Dear Doctor Z- Thank You in Advance, [ Edited by: The Sperm Whale 2006-07-20 19:01 ] |
TB
Tiki Bird
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07/21/2006
Dear Dr. Z, We are in dangerous times, will Captain Knee Pads return to save us! |
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GROG
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07/21/2006
Dear Dr. Z, |
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GROG
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07/21/2006
Dear Dr.Z, |
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GROG
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07/21/2006
Dear Dr. Z, |