Trader Vic's Beirut

Is it insensitive of me that outside of the human tragedy one of my biggest worries of this Israel/Lebanon dumbfest is a Trader Vic's getting hit? http://www.tradervics.com/rest-beirut.html

No more so than my worrying about chef Tony Bourdain being forced to hang around by the pool and suck down blender drinks while waiting to be rescued from Beirut by a rocket sled piloted by monkeys.

Sorry to report that Trader Vic's is no more in Beirut. You'll find the hotel still uses the name, but it's for private events only.