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M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2003 6:17 PM I know that this song is not necessarily Tiki but this one verse made me laugh and its relevant to my chat name. "Cause the only time that I feel at ease Is swinging up and down in the coconut trees. Oh what a life of luxury to be like an apeman. " Apeman by the Kinks Later Monkeyman
E emspace Member Vancouver Joined: Jan 05, 2003 Posts: 879	E emspace Posted posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2003 9:06 PM Ay ay ay, ay ay ay, tell you baby, you huggin' up the big monkey man I've seen no sign of you, I've only heard that you huggin' up the big monkey man Is not lie, is not lie, them a tell me, huggin' up the big monkey man Now I know that, now I understand, you turnin' a monkey on me! Toots and the Maytals :) em
M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2003 11:02 PM I like it. Very appropriate reply. I have that song on CD. "This one goes out to all the bouncers... Big Big Monkeyman"
E emspace Member Vancouver Joined: Jan 05, 2003 Posts: 879	E emspace Posted posted on Wed, Mar 12, 2003 11:45 PM Yes mon, that's the Specials version! em
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2003 4:45 PM I was bitten by a boar I was gouged and I was gored But I pulled on through Yes I'm a sack of broken eggs I always have an unmade bed Don't you? Well, I hope we're not too messianic Or a trifle too satanic We love to play the blues Well I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too ......Rolling Stones
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2003 5:28 PM [ Edited by: purple jade 2006-03-20 21:26 ]
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2003 6:20 PM PJ, We are singin' monkey jive not Disco-rilla. There is a difference. Chongolio
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2003 6:34 PM [ Edited by: purple jade 2006-03-20 21:26 ]
M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2003 8:14 PM I like all of the replies. Very cool
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2003 8:28 PM Hey PJ no worries, I was just......Monkeying around.Oh my! Here is a link for you all you monkeys. No tikis, no drinks, no bamboo, just singing monkeys. http://www.wired.com/animation/collection/protozoa/ride/ eek-eek Chongolio
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2003 8:32 PM Well, I coulda put "Abba Dabba Honeymoon". Or "The Monkey Wrapped His Tail Around The Flagpole". ;P HEY! I'm a SOCIALITE!!
J johntiki Member MD Joined: Mar 31, 2002 Posts: 1528	J johntiki Posted posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2003 9:44 PM "The higher the monkey climbs the more him expose." Jamaican proverb popularized in the early 60's by Justin Hines and the Dominoes recording "The Higher the Monkey Climb."
T tikibars Tiki Socialite Aku Hall, Chicago Joined: Apr 11, 2002 Posts: 2034	T tikibars Posted posted on Thu, Mar 13, 2003 11:07 PM Okay, you jocko homos, enough with the monkey business!
TW Trader Woody Member Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2301	TW Trader Woody Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 11:31 AM "I can talk like an ape, walk like an ape, do what a monkey can do. God made man but a monkey supplied the glue" D-E-V-O Trader Woody
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 11:43 AM Fox the fox Rat the rat You can ape the ape I know about that There is one thing you must be sure of I can't take any more Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey ........Lil' Petey Gabriel -- I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man." ... Mark Twain [ Edited by: Chongolio on 2003-03-14 12:21 ]
P PoiBoy Member Tulsa, Oklahoma Joined: Feb 11, 2003 Posts: 17	P PoiBoy Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 12:08 PM Well man created the cardboard box to sleep in it And man converted the newspaper to a blanket Well you have to admit that he's come a long way Since swinging about in the trees Well man discovered the park bench can make a transition And the rubbish tip makes a valid form of nutrition With discoveries like these Civilisation agrees To give itself a pat on the back We're the smartest monkeys The evolution's plain to see We're the dominant of the species The smartest monkeys ~XTC
K Kim Member Portland, OR Joined: Feb 24, 2003 Posts: 135	K Kim Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 12:10 PM Ooo-ooo I love the monkey's uncle Ya-ya I love the monkey's uncle Whoa-whoa I love the monkey's uncle And the monkey's uncle's ape for me! Ooo-ooo I love the monkey's uncle Ya-ya I love the monkey's uncle Whoa-whoa I love the monkey's uncle And I'm mad about his chimpanzee! Ooo-ooo I love the monkey's uncle Ya-ya I love the monkey's uncle Whoa-whoa I love the monkey's uncle And I wish I were the monkey's aunt! as sung by Annette! (yes, that Annette, from the Mickey Mouse Club, but I'm afraid I don't know which of the many mediocre live-action Disney movies in the mid-60s this song is from...)
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 12:41 PM Now I'm the king of the swingers Oh, the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop And that's what botherin' me I wanna be a man, mancub And stroll right into town And be just like the other men I'm tired of monkeyin' around! ...King Louie from the Jungle Book I cant stop!!!!! Chongolio -- I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man." ... Mark Twain [ Edited by: Chongolio on 2003-03-14 12:46 ]
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 1:06 PM (chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey - junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel Put your left leg down - your right leg up Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell (repeat chorus) Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey This girl walked by - she gave me the eye I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip (repeat chorus) Step up to the bar - put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record I got my advance I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it We got the bottle - you got the cup Come on everybody let's get ffffff (repeat chorus)
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 2:53 PM [ Edited by: purple jade 2006-03-20 21:28 ]
K Kim Member Portland, OR Joined: Feb 24, 2003 Posts: 135	K Kim Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 2:59 PM Well, that would make sense, wouldn't it? :) I just heard it on the Music of Disney CD- faaaarrr too catchy.
D DaneTiki Member Minneapolis, MN Joined: May 29, 2002 Posts: 113	D DaneTiki Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 3:11 PM [ Edited by: DaneTiki 2009-08-30 19:24 ]
T Tiki-bot Member Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1345	T Tiki-bot Posted posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2003 5:47 PM And another: Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature? Teacher: That would be playing God... BArt: God-schmod, I want my monkey-man!

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