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Forbidden Island Photo Caption Contest
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bigbrotiki
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 8:38 AM
Hmmmm.... "And I thought these cocktails were going to turn us into ZOMBIES!" "Sheep's clothing didn't work, so we tried Aloha shirts" |
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 8:39 AM
"Why Grandma, what a beautiful tiki bar you have... All the better to serve up potent cocktails, get you smashed and then eat the marrow from your bones" [ Edited by: tikiracer 2008-03-14 15:01 ] |
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hiltiki
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 8:44 AM
"yummy arms now let me have a Navy Grog to wash them down" |
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TofuJoe
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 8:48 AM
I saw a werewolf drinking a china clipper at Forbidden Island |
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teaKEY
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 8:48 AM
The sign said, No shoes, No shirt, No service, so...... |
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bigbrotiki
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 8:49 AM
or how about |
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Haole'akamai
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 8:51 AM
"We're the new security Martiki hired, to help keep the elks away." |
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aquarj
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 9:04 AM
These drinks will put hair on your chest (and face, arms, and back)! |
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Swanky
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 9:10 AM
Did someone order "Hair of the dog"? |
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Tiki Royale
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 9:19 AM
"A couple of swinging American fox-ez!!!" -queue Dan Aykroyd and Steve Martin... |
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Trader Tiki
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 9:33 AM
Get the f'ing shotgun. |
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tikiwinebear
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 9:34 AM
"We heard you don't refuse service to anyone here. You expecting the Easter Bunny soon? Maybe we should have a drink while we wait." "We're friends of TikiwineBEAR from up north. He said if we came by for a drink to be sure to wear Alohawear. By the way, is the Missionary's Downfall made with real missionaries?" |
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Baronishiki
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 10:24 AM
"Wow, the Forbidden Island is really going to the dogs." |
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Bora Boris
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 10:57 AM
Sorry I'm not playing until I know what the Prize is? |
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tikigreg
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 11:09 AM
"We're just a couple of booze hounds!" |
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Rev. Tiki
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 11:28 AM
Brother Lono and I are conducting auditions for our latest film, "Young Goddess of the Volcano"... |
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 11:46 AM
"Yeah, we got fired for serving cocktails to adults at Chuck E. Cheese's" [ Edited by: blacksandz 2008-03-14 12:21 ] |
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Moon Dog
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 12:40 PM
Beats the heck out of Fuzzy Slippers Beats the heck out of a Fuzzy Navel Plushy Oasis 2008 4 eight year old kids figure out how to get served alcohol in a bar |
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 1:55 PM
I'll have the Demerara Dry Float with the El Dorado 25 year old and the Luxardo Premium, with a Kaffir lime leaf and Gardenia blossom garnish... ...and bring some hen blood for my wife. [ Edited by: pablus 2008-03-14 13:56 ] |
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 2:09 PM
Let's go see what the third little pig has to drink. |
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Basement Kahuna
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 2:12 PM
"Dude...Martin's my bro..he's not f*cking with us, man...just be cool. He swears this is what chicks dig here, and he knows..." |
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Mai Tai
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 2:17 PM
"Oh, so the Pig's-Me-Up is served at Trader Vic's?" :-? "It's Mai Tai. It's out of this world." - Victor Jules Bergeron Jr. [ Edited by: Mai Tai 2008-03-14 14:22 ] |
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Basement Kahuna
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 2:19 PM
"Because you ordered bottled water at Forbidden Island, Pele has magically sentenced you to chase cars and sniff ass for all eternity." (see lame Nestle water bottle on table) |
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Mai Tai
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 2:29 PM
I've heard about Coyote Ugly before, but seeing is believing! :o |
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Bora Boris
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 2:36 PM
What did I win? :) |
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hiltiki
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 3:21 PM
Martin honey, you are beginning to look really good to me, let me have another drink. By the way this guy and I, we are not connected. |
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Basement Kahuna
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 7:04 PM
"That Coors Light job sucked anyway...." |
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Mr. Aloha
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Fri, Mar 14, 2008 9:36 PM
A Spanish proverb comes to mind...."Live with wolves, and you learn to howl!!!" |
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Sat, Mar 15, 2008 7:52 AM
" I need to quit drinking" so said the camera man. |
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teaKEY
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Sat, Mar 15, 2008 7:55 AM
Does this shirt make me look fat? |
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teaKEY
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Sat, Mar 15, 2008 7:59 AM
"Did you hear about that vintage tiki mug exchange?" "Yeah, but the only one that appeals to me is that severed head one" |
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Sat, Mar 15, 2008 11:53 AM
Did we miss the furry convention? |
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Hakalugi
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martiki
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Mon, Mar 17, 2008 8:03 AM
Outstanding work, everyone! Many of these had me laughing out loud. I'll explain more about this picture later... Oh, and the prize is the satisfaction of a job well done. Too hard to pick a winner. Mahalo! |
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Ojaitimo
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Mon, Mar 17, 2008 11:49 AM
"Martin, just say the word! We can have Forbidden Island looking like Trader Vic's Las Vegas in no time! |
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