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Prepare for milk to spurt out of your nose...

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The Japanese, true innovators.
They brought us Hello Kitty, right?

None of my five felines would, well maybe one, would tolerate that.

[ Edited by: suzywong on 2003-06-06 07:04 ]

TC

i like the instructions on the site:

  1. Dress her up. Cheer or yell, do whatever you like to enjoy the moment with your family.

  2. After you are enough with your joy, take a photo! Take some poses and leave her some cute photos!

  3. Remove her clothes and give her a hub, say "Thank you!"

i wouldn't believe it unless I seen it.

K
kctiki posted on Fri, Jun 6, 2003 9:25 AM

I thought it couldn't get any worse when a Japanese company was trying to market their line of "Trimpecker Trousers" in English speaking countries.

Trader Woody,

Ah, that wasn't milk...

"Just dress her up only on special occasions like her birthday, takes a photo and that should leave you lots of memories and fantasies."

Fantasies? What is this....kitty porn?

H

On 2003-06-06 10:51, TikiMikey wrote:
Fantasies? What is this....kitty porn?

Well, it does ask if you think a cat dressed like a chicken "look[s] sexy."

That white cat's face says "Yeah, just try to give me a hub...I'll make ribbons outa your jugular!"

Prepare for milk to spurt out of your nose...

spurting milk that reminds me of a test i took recently...

man-milk or moo-milk

On 2003-06-06 10:31, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Ah, that wasn't milk...

And that's not your nose...

Trader Woody
PS - I just took AtomicTonyTiki's quiz and got 12 of 16. Jeez, some of those guys must have had a bad case of 'The Gush'....

[ Edited by: Trader Woody on 2003-06-06 14:15 ]

On 2003-06-06 10:51, TikiMikey wrote:
"Just dress her up only on special occasions like her birthday, takes a photo and that should leave you lots of memories and fantasies."

Fantasies? What is this....kitty porn?

Chicken Costume Package "Do I look sexy?"
. . . but arn't all cats sexy in chicken costumes, or as lil' sheep?

[ Edited by: johnnievelour on 2003-06-06 14:23 ]

K

I swear that cat has a horrified expression on his face in every photo

M

On 2003-06-06 10:54, Humuhumu wrote:

On 2003-06-06 10:51, TikiMikey wrote:
Fantasies? What is this....kitty porn?

Well, it does ask if you think a cat dressed like a chicken "look[s] sexy."

There's a rich old pervert here in SF (imagine that) who's been arrested in Thailand recently. The Mexican government is having him extradited to face child molestation charges in Mexico, and he faces charges in CA as well. His court appointed attorney in Thailand is named (no shit)... Kittyporn.

14/16 on that test. But it literally made me gag to look at. yuk. Some people (men and women) are braver than I.

-martin

One easy way to tell how much those cats like that it to notice how far back they have their ears pinned. :)

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