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Krustiki posted on 10/18/2004


Hey Hey Kids!

[ Edited by: Krustiki on 2004-11-08 22:55 ]

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Tiki_Bong posted on 10/18/2004

"Wow! he is smaller than Tiki Bong!

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Trader Woody posted on 10/18/2004

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Oh, it is a banana......."

Trader Woody

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rodeotiki posted on 10/18/2004

[ Edited by: rodeotiki on 2004-10-18 11:02 ]

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Rum Balls posted on 10/18/2004

Gorilla My Dreams

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8FT Tiki posted on 10/18/2004

HUMU-SAPIENS!!!!!!!

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Pacific Andy posted on 10/18/2004

The guy in the back
"Wow that gorilla is all over my girlfriend, maybe I should do something or maybe not. I dont really like her all that much and is she really worth getting my ass kicked?"

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Chongolio posted on 10/18/2004

"I said you look like King Kong, NOT Tiki Bong"

Happy Halloween,
Chongolio

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Raffertiki posted on 10/18/2004

Oh come here you big ape.

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FreakBear posted on 10/18/2004

"I said 'Banana Daquiri"... not 'Banana Attackery'!"

OR...

:music: "You Drive Me Ape, You Big Gorilla!" :music:

The Dickies beat me to it (1978)!

OR...

"I asked the dating service for someone 'Tall, Dark, and Hansome...Two out of three ain't bad!"

'Dynamite' magazine, circa '83?

Nice Piercing by the way.

[ Edited by: FreakBear on 2004-10-18 15:00 ]

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MachTiki posted on 10/18/2004

I've asked you once nicely... Now, Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn, dirty ape!

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ZebraTiki posted on 10/18/2004

"I thought you said that this smoking jacket was not tested on animals!"

GT
Geeky Tiki posted on 10/18/2004

"Humuhumu gets caught spanking her monkey."

"Hey, I guess this one is a hetero-sapien!"

"The first half of Humuhumu's date with Dr. Jekyl went well, but after a couple banana daquiris, things took a turn for the worse."

"Humuhumu had high hopes, but her blind date turned out to be just another ape in leopard's clothing."

"No Pictures! No Pictures!"

"Argh, Paparazzi!"

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Jax Tiki posted on 10/19/2004

"Take me now! You damn dirty Ape!"

(planet of the apes of course)

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ikitnrev posted on 10/19/2004

Some kisses can transform a frog into a prince.
A kiss from Humuhumu transforms a man into an animal.
(pre-kiss photo is below)

Vern

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Sam Gambino posted on 10/19/2004

"Your breath is exquisite...."

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Satan's Sin posted on 10/19/2004

Humuhumu was the envy of the Blonde Hussy Convention, until she was informed that her new husband Mr. Jo-Jo really wasn't that wealthy, after all.

JD
Johnny Dollar posted on 10/19/2004

Sources reveal that despite the gorilla costume and fez, former Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry has once again been apprehended with crack pipe and "female friend..."

STCB
Sabu The Coconut Boy posted on 10/19/2004

"Single Monkey with Fez, Seeks Attractive Organ-Grinder"

"Curious George Gets A Blonde"

"Is that you, Reverend Ben?"
"Arrrrrrrrrrrr. Tally Me Banana!"

A young actress, fresh from Seattle,
Found herself up a creek with no paddle,
"When I tried out for King Kong,
My audition was strong,
But the rehearsals were more of a battle."

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-10-19 11:54 ]

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Sabu The Coconut Boy posted on 10/19/2004

My favorite so far is, "HUMU-SAPIENS!"

Sabu

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bigbrotiki posted on 10/19/2004

Yeah, I can hear Pete Shelley sing
"...and you're a Humu-Sapien, TOOOO!"

C'mon, somebody's gotta do a Lounge cover of that song!

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Krustiki posted on 10/19/2004

"I told you to do something about those nails."

SG
Sam Gambino posted on 10/20/2004

By the way, krustiki, thanks for the pic and the mondo lounge pics in the other thread.

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mrtikibar posted on 10/20/2004

Michelle Ma Belle
Sultry monkey vants
Tree bang outside
Tree bang outside

[ Edited by: mrtikibar on 2004-10-20 01:12 ]

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cheekytiki posted on 10/20/2004

Quit that monkeying around

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TikiTikiTavi posted on 10/20/2004

"Oh my God, his nipples are pierced!!!"

GT
Geeky Tiki posted on 10/20/2004

"....Yup, Righty was this big!"

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rodeotiki posted on 10/20/2004

"oh my god , your nipples pierced too"

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Feelin Zombified posted on 10/20/2004

"Humu survives her first hazing incident as she re-adjusts to college life."

-Z

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Unga Bunga posted on 11/03/2009

The guy in the back says;
"I could set that monkey FREE!."

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A.R. McTiki posted on 11/03/2009

"Hey, why are you pulling away? This is the way that Goodall chick liked it!"

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The Gnomon posted on 11/03/2009

I think my favorite pic of the seamstress involving a costume was when she was dressed as a strip of bacon.

Mmmm! Bacon!!!

Mmmm! Scorpion Bowl!!!

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