Conspiacy craziness at its best.

I was looking for some information on Masonic Rites a few years ago and came upon this interview. I started reading it thought this was the craziest thing evr. Then I would read the next paragraph and it would get even crazier. By the end, my head was spinning. It is almost impossible to believe there are people walking the earth who actually believe these things. You could not make this up.

http://www.think-aboutit.com/aliens/ac.html

Yeah, all that was funny until George Sr. started throwing the phrase "New World Order" around.

I love the part where they saymatter of factly that "British Columbia" is a British posession. I guess cause it has 'british' in the name, therefore Britain owns it? someone better tell Emspace and Fartsatune fast!

They also own every pair of Brittania jeans. Little did we know just how close to World Domination they were in the 80s!

I hear they also have control over "Britainy" Spears...

The vast underground city of New York where the aliens keep the missing children for slave labor kind of blew my gaskets. How all this relates to a mural in the airport and Free Masonry, well, it's all perfectly clear now. The aliens are actually the demons of the Bible and Christians are duped into thinking the Rapture is good when they are harvesting the Earth to eat the homeless... People who think this way are walking the streets and writing books...

On 2003-10-09 20:01, tikifish wrote:
I love the part where they saymatter of factly that "British Columbia" is a British posession. I guess cause it has 'british' in the name, therefore Britain owns it? someone better tell Emspace and Fartsatune fast!

Eh? Wot? Egad, the very idear, hrummppph!!!

Sinjun Fingerbottom, O.B.E.

P.S. you know what I love about the Web? It is the best place to find unfettered, free-for-all, in-your-face, unashamed, loud 'n' proud insanity. Har! You want more? Here's more:
http://www.crank.net/

:)
em.

one of my favorite craziness sites:

http://www.timecube.com/

When the Sun shines upon Earth,
2 - major Time points are created
on opposite sides of Earth - known
as Midday and Midnight. Where
the 2 major Time forces join, synergy
creates 2 new minorTime points we
recognize as Sunup and Sundown.

The 4-equidistant Time points can be
considered as Time Square imprinted
upon the circle of Earth. In a single
rotation of the Earth sphere, each
Time corner point rotates through
the other 3-corner Time points, thus
creating 16 corners, 96 hours and
4-simultaneous 24 hour Days within
a single rotation of Earth - equated
to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.
Ignorance of the Time Cube is evil.

I have demonstrated absolute unrefutable
proof of 4 simultaneous 24 hour days with
in a single rotation of Earth. No other man
or god can claim such Truth manifestation.
The academic brainwashed mind is corrupt
and can't comprehend Cubic magnificence.

Time Cube proves a 1 face god impossible,
due to 4 corner face metamorphic human -
baby, child, parent and grandparent faces.

~Hanford

[ Edited by: hanford_lemoore on 2003-10-09 20:54 ]

Ignorance of the Time Cube is evil.

This is so going to be my catchphrase at work next week.

Thank god for the internet so we can stop the evil of ignorance of the cube!

This stuff is hysterical!

Speaking of secret societies, Archie McPhee is now selling a Shriner bobblehead:
http://www.mcphee.com/bigindex/current/11051.html

They also have a patch depicting BOB with a fez (well, sort of)!
http://www.mcphee.com/bigindex/current/11199.html

Spooooooky...

My Favorite is still Frances E. Dec, Esquire. Check him out in the Kooks Museum: http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/kooksmus.html .

Cyn, Are you a SubGenius (http://www.subgenius.com)? Nice "BOB" Dobbshead sticker from Archie McFee, I haven't checked their site in about 6 months.

Don't forget Alex Chiu and his eternal life machine:

http://www.alexchiu.com/

No kook list is complete without Alex!

Hey Swanky,Great link! Unfortunately I have a brother and sister in-law who believe this stuff hook line and sinker. They don't talk about it too much with us non-believers unless asked, but their air of superiority is pretty funny.
Here's a link to a sampling of their favorite author,
http://www.davidicke.com/icke/articles3/obsessed.html

Swanky, tell the truth, this thread is just a trick to get me to talk about religion and politics again and get kicked off Tiki Central...

Waaah. I so wanna say something....

Ah yes the wonderful Mr David Icke, ex-sports presenter and son of god.

For actual vintage masonic fun, check out what you used to be able to buy for your lodge..

http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/masonicmuseum/demoulin/

On 2003-10-10 09:43, atomictonytiki wrote:
For actual vintage masonic fun, check out what you used to be able to buy for your lodge..

http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/masonicmuseum/demoulin/

See p. 56, "The Electric Stretcher". With gags like that, no wonder this part of their business went down the chute.

I like Icke (it is actually pronounced "Ike", though I prefer "icky")!

That man is one dangerous nutball, a real hatemonger. He doesn't just rant conspiracy, he names names, and accuses them of Satanic ritual, pedophelia, kidnapping and rape...the list goes on. A slanderous, libellous Brit Yank-hater of the nastiest kind.

:P, em

On 2003-10-10 05:54, freddiefreelance wrote:
Cyn, Are you a SubGenius (http://www.subgenius.com)?

I have SLACK most of the time. 8)

(Prospective employer listening to said poop at job interview) Hmmmm....Well....Sounds like you are definitley smart, and certainly a different sort of player. (upbeat sound in voice) Alright....we'll look over everything here and sure be calling you once we get this opening worked out, mmmmkay, Mr. Icke? Mmmmmkay...thanks. (sound of door closing) (sound of paper shredder).

Hey, that's how my last job interview sounded.

"Cubeless education - is a deadly evil.
Cubeless educators are evil bastards."
(Source: Time Cube site)

D*mn. They sussed me out.

Signed,
Evil Bastard

On 2003-10-10 11:41, emspace wrote:
A slanderous, libellous Brit Yank-hater of the nastiest kind.

:P, em

Now obviously you haven't read Mr Icke or you would know that he dosen't hate yanks but the giant-blood-sucking-shape-shifting-imortal-Lizards-from-another-dimention that run america as their private sex-slave farm.:)

But i do think that Icke is a fine example of what to do if you reach middle age and find yourself being fired from your job at the BBC. Insted of moping around on the dole, you should stick on a purple tracksuit, move your lover into your house live with your wife and declare at a national news conferance that you are the son of god. Hey soon you'll be pulling in ten grand a night holding conspiracy seminars and bashing out pulp sci-fi as fact.

I blame L Ron Hubbard for starting this mess. He started it and they ran with it. ; )

The ONLY THING preventing me from starting a new cult and sucking the blood of lonely, dumb, confused, and/or paranoid-delusional misfits...is a conscience.

:)
em.

On 2003-10-10 05:54, freddiefreelance wrote:
Are you a SubGenius (http://www.subgenius.com)?

I am - or WAS... when X-day failed to happen in 1996(??? I think that was the year), I sort of lost some enthusiasm... I was really waiting for the Yeti to arrive in their UFOs and turn us all into Overmen.

Talk about crackpots!

On 2003-10-09 19:38, Swanky wrote:
I was looking for some information on Masonic Rites a few years ago and came upon this interview. I started reading it thought this was the craziest thing evr. Then I would read the next paragraph and it would get even crazier. By the end, my head was spinning. It is almost impossible to believe there are people walking the earth who actually believe these things. You could not make this up.

http://www.think-aboutit.com/aliens/ac.html

This reminds me of a lot of the stuff in the Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson. That's a really amazing book, very funny, very surreal, very thought provoking. In short, it is a complete mindfuck. It is also very difficult to read, but you'll be glad you did - if you DARE!

I've never heard of this before. I brought it up in conversation last night with a friend only to have her say her brother is a believer and she buys into some of it.

I stumbled on it again today while researching washers and dryers in Google groups!

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

On 2003-10-09 20:37, Swanky wrote:
The vast underground city of New York where the aliens keep the missing children for slave labor kind of blew my gaskets.

Actually, the slaves are inside the volcano on Kiska in the Aleutians Island. And they are Japanese soldiers from WWII, not children. SHEESH!!!

Yes, but some day those slaves will be liberated by the Light Brothers in their Light Ships from Inner Earth, as revealed by the dolphin channelers who communicate with them through the ring of 13 invisible crystal skulls underneath the Potala in Tibet.

I am not making this up.

em.

What do these people have to say about Occam's Razor?

Nevermind, I don't think I want to know. ::shudder::

"Occam's Razor doesn't help my paranoia fester."

:)
em.

Does Mr David Icke write and perform his own music regarding his "theories"? 'Cause in my book your not a true crackpot unless you do so. #1 on my list:

"With Eckankar" by Sri Darwin Gross

David Icke has only one talent, and it's the only one he needs to get rich: scaring the shit out of lonely, confused, mentally ill people.

:(
em

This reminds me of a lot of the stuff in the Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson.

AHHH, I was wondering when someone was going to mention The honorable Mr. Wilson. You are so right, tikibars, when you say "a complete mindfuck". Definitely not for the faint of heart. R.A.Wilson is a master at blurring fact with fiction,the historical with the delusional, in a deliberate manner that sucks his readers in to a world of paranoia. Thought provoking- to say the least.
Don't get the wrong idea though. RAW is on the opposite end of the spectrum from guys like Icke. He is a practical joker and you never quite know what he's up to until you find the joke is on you. Highly recommended if you have the time to occaisionally lose your mind.

On 2003-10-13 22:09, Atomic Cocktail wrote:
Does Mr David Icke write and perform his own music regarding his "theories"? 'Cause in my book your not a true crackpot unless you do so. #1 on my list:

"With Eckankar" by Sri Darwin Gross

I love that Eckankar is the only religion that based part of its beliefs on a coloring book.

None of these conspiracies matter anymore now that MONKEYS CAN CONTROL ROBOTS WITH THEIR MINDS!

http://www.jsonline.com/news/intl/oct03/176850.asp

It's only a matter of time before they take over and enslave us humans with their robot army.

[ Edited by: TheMuggler on 2003-10-14 13:46 ]

"Get your filthy paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!!!!"

(I do love monkeys, but only as art. Don't want 'em around either as a pet, nor as a domestic servant (SNL's "Bathroom Monkey"). Keep 'em aWAY.)

[ Edited by: formikahini on 2003-10-14 20:05 ]

Oh my god! Stephen King killed John Lennon!

http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/lightfoot.html

MONKEYS vs. ROBOTS!

Well then, we'll just need to build a Giant Robot Monkey to defend us from the monkey-brained robots out to take over the world!

We'll call him Mega-Mecha-Monkey "O" and he'll fly to our rescue at the speed of light!

If none of these theories suit you, it is certainly acceptable to make up your own.

Here's the easy way...

http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/matic.html

I LOVE GENERATORS! Use this "Complaint Letter Generator" and send them to your friends at work through an anonymous email address. Great fun!

http://escalus86.hypermart.net/complain.htm