A novelty drink to far?

I manage a nightclub and my boss is a sucker for a gimick. Whenever he goes to the wholesellers to buy booze,he comes back with the strangest drink possible. Toffee vodka, cola cube schnapps, wolfberry flavoured alcho-pops but now he's making us sell, well its hard to describe, but basically little plastic sperm filled with creme liquer..

http://www.x-plodeit.com/

Is your boss trying to target the elusive twelve-year-old-boy-pubgoer demographic?

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The Humuhumu Room

[ Edited by: Humuhumu on 2003-10-12 16:22 ]

LOL...
I can't figure out if one of those guys is supposed to swim in the individual glass or if they are large containers.

Quality item. I bet you love your job, selling those!

I have it on very good authority that horse piss and vinegar is the next thing.

"horse piss and vinegar" OH you mean Real Ales, nah had them for years.

Strangely sperm packaged drink proves quite difficult, it takes a man sure of his masculinity to be seen drinking one sober. The first crowd we sold them to was a Rock night and nobody would buy them until the head of the local biker gang started drinking them. One male punk approached me and asked me i would discreatly slip him an "x-plodeit" because he wanted to try one in the toilet where no one could see.