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A novelty drink to far?

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atomictonytiki posted on 10/12/2003

I manage a nightclub and my boss is a sucker for a gimick. Whenever he goes to the wholesellers to buy booze,he comes back with the strangest drink possible. Toffee vodka, cola cube schnapps, wolfberry flavoured alcho-pops but now he's making us sell, well its hard to describe, but basically little plastic sperm filled with creme liquer..

http://www.x-plodeit.com/

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Humuhumu posted on 10/12/2003

Is your boss trying to target the elusive twelve-year-old-boy-pubgoer demographic?


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[ Edited by: Humuhumu on 2003-10-12 16:22 ]

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SES posted on 10/12/2003

LOL...
I can't figure out if one of those guys is supposed to swim in the individual glass or if they are large containers.

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Kon-Hemsby posted on 10/13/2003

Quality item. I bet you love your job, selling those!

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Atomic Cocktail posted on 10/13/2003

I have it on very good authority that horse piss and vinegar is the next thing.

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atomictonytiki posted on 10/14/2003

"horse piss and vinegar" OH you mean Real Ales, nah had them for years.

Strangely sperm packaged drink proves quite difficult, it takes a man sure of his masculinity to be seen drinking one sober. The first crowd we sold them to was a Rock night and nobody would buy them until the head of the local biker gang started drinking them. One male punk approached me and asked me i would discreatly slip him an "x-plodeit" because he wanted to try one in the toilet where no one could see.

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