One Modern Savage's Response to Missionary Incursion

How often, this day and age, does one receive a hand-written letter from a total stranger?

How can one not, this day and age, appreciate the daring, temerity and courage of such young aspiring missionaries?

And how can one not, this day and age, respond promptly, courteously and legibly to such efforts?

This is so bad, that it is good!

Hilarious!

Can I get a Witness?!

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