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The Tiki Central Best Quote Ever Thread.

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Something about Puppys, Penii and Moai comes to mind...

(take it away!)

Can't we all just get a Bong?

"if you don't get it soon I'll smack those freckles right off your face."

A co-worker to a mid-level boss. It happened today

S

"I wish this baggy pants trend would taper off."

A

Leave the 'material world' of Tiki to us and go back to wanking dolphins.
Trader Woody

If I wasn't mistaken...I'd think that this board was visited by a bunch of Tiki Snobs. Is this board a public board or is it over run by a group of Elitist Tiki Nazis?!?
Monkey Paw

Ban me Hanford!
kokomo

Get over your pretentious, hoity toity SoCal "I'm so tiki" selves.
You've all got some nerve.
Hula lula

keep in mind that a gentleman is never unintentionally rude...
Tiki Bong

TIKI CENTRAL
Were happy clappy, moist & musical
Mano Tiki Tia

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Ah yes, I was trying to remember who said the wanking dolphins bit, that was great.

"Now, can we please get on with the business of getting this freak pervert locked away?"
emspace

I'm not a religeous man, but this has to be one of the creepiest quotes ever...

"Am I my brother's keeper?"

E

On 2003-11-20 20:06, thebaxdog wrote:
"Now, can we please get on with the business of getting this freak pervert locked away?"
emspace

Awwww...my face is red! Thanx bax!

em.

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I had meant quotes from Tiki Central, but I guess any quote that is entertaining is fine!

On 2003-11-20 21:51, Cool Manchu wrote:
I'm not a religeous man, but this has to be one of the creepiest quotes ever...

"Am I my brother's keeper?"

bring out the gimp :P

TC

On 2003-07-30 11:14, ZEN TIKI wrote:

Atomic boobs why don't you stay in the basement.

Thought the cats that hang out and post on this site were hipsters. You guys are more like my keyster.

here are two of the corniest/dumbest quotes that i just came across doing some research on some old threads.

L

Is the golden age of hilarious TC quotes over? Where is the new crop of morons and psychos?

On 2003-12-08 08:07, Tiki Chris wrote:

On 2003-07-30 11:14, ZEN TIKI wrote:

Atomic boobs why don't you stay in the basement.

Thought the cats that hang out and post on this site were hipsters. You guys are more like my keyster.

What's even more funny is that I DO have atomic boobs (but no basement, alas!)

Tiki_Bong "... do you gotta have a set of mondo cans to make the dress happen?"

Kim "Uhm... Mondo cans? The correct terminology is "ample boobage", Bong."

:P :P

j$

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