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faith'n'begora you're invited to a st. patty's day party this saturday!

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Murph posted on Mon, Mar 12, 2012 6:18 PM

To honor St. Patrick we will be havin' an Irish/Tiki Good Luck POTLUCK at the Waikiki Womb
This Saturday March 17th at 7pm
Bring an Irish inspired APPETIZER to share and
dress in your finest CELTIC COSTUME (past or present theme)
there will be prizes for the best dressed buachaill agus cailĂ­n at the party.

Message me for directions to the Womb

RSVPs appreciated.

If you've got any good Irish jokes post em up

TT

Sherriyaki and I will be there with a +1.

DZ

An Irishman walks out of a bar... Hey, it could happen!!

Sherry & I will be there as well.

~The Emerald Islander

G

I will be there with one or two others.

M

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!

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GROG posted on Wed, Mar 14, 2012 2:45 AM

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot are in a pub each with a pint of beer. They each end up with a fly in their beers. The Englishman sees the fly in his beer and is disgusted, so he orders another beer. The Scotsman goes to take a swig, and sees a fly in his beer. He reaches in and takes the fly out, tosses it away and commences to drink his beer. The Irishman sees a fly in his beer, reaches in and pulls the fly out and begins shaking the fly over his beer yelling, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

GROG will be there, Murph.

[ Edited by: GROG 2012-03-14 02:46 ]

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A bar is empty except for two patrons. One of them staggers over to the other and says, "How's it going? Where you from?"

The other guy says "Ireland."

The first drunk says "That's cool! I'm from Ireland too! Let's have a round for Ireland!" They both drink merrily.

Then the first guy says "So where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin.""Dublin? Awesome! I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another round for Dublin!" Once again, they both drink merrily.

Then the first guy asks, "So where did you go to school?"

"St. Mary's, class of '62" answers the other guy.

"Incredible! I graduated in '62 from St. Mary's, too! Let's have a round for St. Mary's!" Once again, they suck down another round.

Just then, one of the bar regulars walks in and sits at the bar. He asks the bartender, "So what's going on today?"

The bartender answers, "Nothing... The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

Jeff and I (Salpy) will be there +1!

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