The Greatest Invention Ever?

Perhaps some of the mixologists among our board members can submit some tropical drink recipes which will stand up to this awesome gadget?

http://www.boatblender.com/default.htm

That's cute, but it's just a pale imitation of what tikiphiles really need - what they've been using since the 40's to mix the best mai tai's at trader vic's. Fill a glass with crushed ice, pour in the ingredients, then stick it up this magic wand:http://www.appliances.com/BBL91PDM104.html

I would never suggest that the well equipped urban mixologist forgo the tried and true blender for this product, however the convenience, portability, and tackiness of this invention lends itself well to Polynesiacs who take the show on the road.