not POETRY OF THE PENIS

Just some words by a dick.

TIKI
CENTRAL

Welcome to a place we talk about TIKI
the group is OK, yet some are kinda freaki
we talk tall drinks handcrafted with Rum
some talk politics, but it shouldn't be done
religion can sneak in, and some may want to talk
but we always end back, on how to carve a block
some get serious and some are kinda witty
then some people can go off and get real shitty
we have so much fun when we get together and party
with friends like Bongo, Alnshely, and Uncle Arty
the feeling is like family but gets better all the time
but please don't be scared to post, not posting is a crime
we welcome one and all to our happy little board
we find tips on pumpkin carving or how to play a chord
we love things like "Book of Tiki" written by Sven
or going to an art opening by Shag or Coop now and then
some have a house full, a corner bar, or just Tiki in their heart
as long as we talk Tiki we will never fall apart
so join in when you find us and watch our numbers soar
but please follow the rules or talk to Hanford Lemoore
we have annual things and party's, the post tell where to go
do the drinks really take that long or is the bartender kinda slow
when you pass take a look and join in on some fun
cause I know when I've read all posts my day is finally done

Bax, you're a Genius!!!!
Al

I'm going to cry...

That should be the official poem of Tiki Central. Put it to music, add a couple of chorus' and we've got the official song too!

Trader Woody

Baxdog,

I swear you should have stepped up a laid down some verbal wit to the chords me and weird uncle tiki were strumming at your party.

(maybe next time?)

THe BaxDog, Keeping it real. Laying down the rhymes of the times! Saa Daa Tay My Brother! Saa Daa Tay! With yo bad self! I quote the great "Buffetiki""ROCK ON!!!!!"

Anagrams for "tiki central"

TAINT LICKER

TACKIER LINT

CLARINET KIT

CATTIER LINK

TANTRIC-LIKE

ATTIC LINKER

LACK NITRITE

ENTRAIL TICK

LATRINE TICK

LATIN TICKER

TRAIN TICKLE

ANTI TICKLER

TINA TRICKLE

TALK INCITER

(edited to put "Taint licker" at the top of the list! -mig)

[ Edited by: mig on 2002-10-22 17:02 ]

Taint Licker should have been at the top of that list, Tikifish.

Oh TikiFish, you silly girl...did you leave RECTAL KITIN out of your list on purpose?

SugarCaddyDaddy

P.S....GREAT POEM BAXDOG!!

By the powers vested in me... I HAVE DONE THIS!!

Tiki Central could definitely use some more taint licking.

On 2002-10-22 16:43, hanford_lemoore wrote:
Taint Licker should have been at the top of that list, Tikifish.

Damn Bax, I had no idea you could put such eloquent words together... and make them rhyme to boot!!! And I thought I was a shoe in with:
Piggly wiggly birdbath pie
Cat hips fish lips, poke you in the eye...

2 things:

SugarCaddyDaddy, dig your wheels daddy-o.

Wes's House of Tiki is 'da bong' er ... 'da bomb' (as our mutual friend KC is fond of saying). When in the area, do check it out (then have a beer at Goathill Tavern).

I was wondering who wa going to be the first to point out taint licker! It was kind of like a 'where's waldo' experiment...

Hanford, you do not dissapoint. Same for you, Mig, ahah!

'Taint nuthin but a tiki thang...

In honor of TC's 10 Year Anniversary, Baxdog's poem deserved a bump.

Where'd he go?

Back to being a responsible citizen! ("When this stops being fun, it's our fault")
Many good folks have fallen by the wayside, but we miss our Bax, a great guy!

I just trip out on the OG members from 2002... I remember lurking end of 2003 throught 2004, and boy has it changed! Love the history within the history here!

Bump. Just had to! It's a Monday, lol...

thebaxdog
Tiki Socialite

Sometimes I'm so caught up in the art that I forget to look at other sections here. I'm so glad I didn't miss your post. I miss those that were run off TC by some mean dudes. I wish they would all come back now that it has calmed down.

Thank you for your words, Wendy