TIKI FARM Parking Lot Sale March 6

I wish I was in SoCal for this, but SoFlo is too far away
"Aloha Friends of the Farm!
We've got our 1x per year parking lot sale going on this Saturday! We're clearing out space in our warehouse for our Spring line-up and the savings are insane!!
We've added House of Tiki, Smokin' Tikis & Bamboo 2 U to the line-up. There'll also be a LARGE collection of original Tongan carvings plus a large selection of tiki poles, tiki wall mask & a lot more Hawiiana home decor schwag! The prices here will be the best you'll ever find and will only be discounted this low at the parking lot sale!
The Farm will have hundreds of discounted items and... some one-of-a-kinds, never before seen and never to be produced strange glaze samples and a whole lotta dirt cheap VERY slight seconds! Come on ovahh!!
We'll be crankin' the Island tunes all sunny day long and with my good bros Crazy Al & Bamboo Ben there, who knows what this will turn into! Come on down - it's gonna be a beautiful day!
Mahaloz and Alooooooha!
Holden"
I Hope they don't mind me posting this.