HEADLINE: "I was sexually harassed by snack food!" (Mature and yet immature content!)

[ Edited by: purple jade 2005-08-25 09:41 ]

Man, that's the best!

I think you have a case for a law suit, like when I inadvertantly placed a McDonald's vanilla milkshake between my legs while driving, and suffered frostbite.

Sorry, I'm off subject.

I think someone needs to get laid!

Aloha Jade and welcome back.
But please....

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PJ has been in a tedium-induced coma, brought on by an overdose of drivel about Benihana mugs, labels for scenesters, moai tissue dispensers, and people who, amazingly enough, would go to a tiki webgroup for toxicology information.

It is possible that this condition may be reversed, but only with massive doses of well-thought out and researched on-topic posts.

Those wanting to help are urged to consult the Book of Tiki, or to use TikiCentral's internal search engine before posting.

Thank you for your concern.

PJ's caregiver

A Cheeto? Wow, you've been lonely.

[ Edited by: purple jade 2005-08-25 09:41 ]

um.... how big?

No disrespect, "Mrs" Purple Jade, but I have found no sticks in such asses as mine or Ben's to date. I did not post a cheeto.
Wow, I wonder what hoopla Hanford will get from this, what a waste of his time. And yours, by the way.
Aloha

P.S Jade...Glad you enjoyed Hale Tiki...we did. Didn't know you were here, as you were not contributing any thoughts.
Aloha

PJ,
Do you think this should be the ultimate nominee for TC Tiki King? :)

So PJ.......who gobbled the cheeto?

On 2004-04-25 23:33, purple jade wrote:
Yeah, I was expecting this, but actually not from you or Ben.

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but seriously!

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I certainly understand that this post is not nearly as interesting as all the in-jokes from the build-out of Hale Tiki, we all really enjoyed those.
You can't please all of the people all of the time, and some people, it seems, you can't please ANY of the time.
At least I posted in the Beyond forum.
I took some time off to have the stick removed from my ass...I strongly recommend it to certain others too.

Just poking a little fun. (pun intended!)

For the record, it was in my husband's bag of Cheetos.

(most) Guys all think the same!

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He found it and showed it to me. We thought it was a hoot and so did the girls behind the counter at Subway.

Orgy at Subway???

(that would be a good web$ite!)

I think Frito Lay should look into this phallic phenomenon as a possible marketing...ummm, tool :D

On 2004-04-26 00:09, Mrs. B wrote:
P.S Jade...Glad you enjoyed Hale Tiki...we did. Didn't know you were here, as you were not contributing any thoughts.
Aloha

Mrs. B, you are on a roll :)

Welcome, purple jade.

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I, for one, welcome our well endowed Cheetos Overlords.

Welcome back PurpleJade. Too bad there isn't going to be an Exotica2004 in Chicago this year, I have been busy practicing my dance moves for the Post-Luau-Ultralounge-Bus-Dance-Party rematch in my company's broom closet for the last 8 months. All that time wasted, I'll never get back! :)

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