If this isn't the 7th Sign, What is?

To me this news(?) story is certainly a sign of the coming Apocalypse.

Hasselhoff Has Rapping Down To An Ice-T

Rap legend Ice-T is risking his massive reputation on his latest recruit - middle-aged former beach bum David Hasselhoff.The original gangsta believes he can turn the ex-Baywatch star into hip hop's next big thing.Ice and Hasselhoff, 51, are neighbours in Los Angeles and have struck up a close friendship.

The rapper - real name Tracey Morrow - told The Sun: "The man is a legend, we are going to show a whole new side of him.

"He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff.

"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

The Hoff meister is no stranger to the music industry having conquered Germany through his soft rock skills.

And he notched up a no 35 hit in the UK with If I Could Only Say Goodbye in 1993.

[ Edited by: Turbogod on 2004-05-20 12:42 ]

next, KITT gets the pimp-car accessories...

[ Edited by: Johnny Dollar on 2004-05-20 13:24 ]

Hassle the Hoff.

Tee hee.

:) heee hee hee.. haahahahahaaa.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

:lol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :lol:

aaaa haa..

ahem.

I needed that.

-Z

shudder

You are not going to believe this video.
I thought I was in the Twilight Zone.
David Hasselhoff singing "Hooked on A Feelin".
What an idiot. What the hell was Germany thinkin?

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

click here at the risk of your own sanity

And just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies:
http://www.canoe.com/JamMoviesArtistsH/hasselhoff_david.html

Oh Holy Hell. Scroll down to the 956 reviews.
...a voice that resembles two hysterical mongoose shredding a corn on the cob. :) :)

This immortal CD is like a musical pinch behind the balls.
Now that review has got me laughing and I can't stop. I can't answer the phone...God, I'm crying!

[ Edited by: Turbogod on 2004-05-20 14:16 ]

On 2004-05-20 13:45, Unga Bunga wrote:
You are not going to believe this video.

hmm. wonder why you had this site bookmarked.. :)

its hypnotic. and thankyousoverymuch now i have that song stuck in my head. which wouldnt be so bad, if i also didnt have thise visions of Flying Hasslehoff etched in my brain too.

Okay... yes, that video has been seen on here before, and it is AMAAAAZING!!!

And as far as the Amazon reviews... do you know that I am directly connected to them? I have posted the full story here:

http://www.hotshotcity.com/origins

A little bit of good history for y'all. Anybody who has my email address especially should find that story to be... particularly good.

mig

He...bites a fish at the end? And...is that a green eggs and ham mask on his face?
Doctor, my brain hurts, I need an anaesthetic.

click here at the risk of your own sanity

I'll get you for that.

On 2004-05-20 14:06, Turbogod wrote:
Oh Holy Hell. Scroll down to the 956 reviews.
...a voice that resembles two hysterical mongoose shredding a corn on the cob. :) :)

:lol:
I can't remember the last time I've laughed this hard!

The particularly good song "Hot Shot City" spotlights David's voice, a voice that many compare to a donkey getting castrated by a shovel and a tin can.

:lol:

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JohnTiki

Aloha from the enchanted Pi Yi Grotto in exotic Bel Air Maryland!

[ Edited by: johntiki on 2004-05-20 17:19 ]

On 2004-05-20 15:51, mig wrote:
... do you know that I am directly connected to them? I have posted the full story here:
Anybody who has my email address especially should find that story to be... particularly good.

mig

Well Damn Mig. That is some full circle stuff. Those reviews have got to be some of the funniest things I have ever read off the internet. Kudos to you and "Dave". Great, now the rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper.

On 2004-05-20 12:42, Turbogod wrote:
The rapper - real name Tracey Morrow - told The Sun: "The man is a legend, we are going to show a whole new side of him.

"He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff.

LOL... re the "Hassle" Move the "H" and give me an "o" and that's more like it!

:wink:

Hey, I'm Trader Hasselhoff!!! WTF?

He graduated from the the same high school as I did.

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On 2004-05-20 13:45, Unga Bunga wrote:
What the hell was Germany thinkin?

Germany thinks!?

Germany thinks!?

I think many people on TC have much to owe to the way one particular German thinks.

1.) Johnny Dollar, I am scarred for life.

I know, you warned me, but I was NOT prepared for that!!

2.) "Hasselhoff has expressed concern that the studios want to give the movie a lighter tone than he would like to see.

"I don't want it to be a joke version like 'Starsky and Hutch," Hasselhoff told the BBC."

Um, Dave-baby, then you'd probably best not make this one...

3.) Mig, that makes my day!! What an accomplishment, to have started such a major trend. And they make my stomach hurt from laughing, especially the spelling variations!!!

Oh, and I forgot:

4.) I use the Gary Coleman, Kit and Hasselhoff photo (sans tha doctoring!) as an exercise in my Spanish classes. Really. I have a game in which one kid has a wierd photo and must describe (purely in Spanish, natch) what it looks like to another kid who cannot see it, but must draw it according to the description given him. They can ask all the questions they want, as long as it's all in Spanish. The best moment, each time we play, is the look on the Describer's face when I hand her the wierd photo for each new round. They gag on this one.

[ Edited by: Formikahini on 2004-05-28 10:51 ]

On 2004-05-20 12:42, Turbogod wrote:
And he notched up a no 35 hit in the UK with If I Could Only Say Goodbye in 1993.

I apologise for the whole of the UK for this unforgivable lapse of taste.

Trader Woody

All fear has been erased. It was a hoax. Mig was this you again?

[ Edited by: Turbogod on 2004-06-03 17:46 ]

It looks like David might read this newsgroup...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040607/ap_en_tv/people_hasselhoff

It appears you've all driven him to drink...

http://www.bud.com/picr/

If you live in the neighborhood of USC, you might be able to find one of these stenciled chalk-designs. If not, just click on the outline of David Hasselhoff to enlarge it, print it out, and photograph yourself with it somewhere.

Sabu