Tiki Jakson if OK in my BOT!

After heavy rum constupation, I've deciced that Tiki Jakson is a man after my own heart (and upper COLON).

If I may paraphrase today's youth - he's a dawg sniffin' my brown eye! (i - after ee cummings, made that up)

ANyboDy Fu#* with my man, And your fuinCKG with the tIKi_boNG!

tiKI jACsON, would you KiCK Tiki BOng down your sister's panties - soiled thatis...

Hello there, Tiki Bong. Mr. Jackson can't come by at the moment, but ...

Bongster,
What the fuck are you talkin about?

Bong, there's a job opening at Modern Drunkard Magazine for a staff writer. I think it's the "Wino Wisdom" column that was recently vacated by the previous writer who succumbed to liver failure.

Wait a minute! The guy dropped the name "ee cummings!"

...

I think he's on the verge of quotin' something deep.

Bong, I'm listening to you man...

On 2004-11-07 00:00, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
Bong, there's a job opening at Modern Drunkard Magazine for a staff writer. I think it's the "Wino Wisdom" column that was recently vacated by the previous writer who succumbed to liver failure.

I'm still intern'ing as a drunkard. But I'm working hard...