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Did you lose your monkey?

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he ran away from home without his fez.

Remember, he is NOT trust worthy.

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2005-01-21 13:18 ]

My friend lost his Parrot that he had for 20 years. His name was Kaos. He was a cool bird. He was out front hanging in his tree (where he hung out on a daily basis) and my friend went out to get him and he was gone. He was an Amazon. Spent 20 years with my friend. Same food, same cage, same tree, same owner. Some piece of shit human nabbed him. Fuck!

eep!

dang it all I think I loaned that monkey a $20! Guess I can kiss that goodbye...

S

Naughty monkey...needs a spanking!

When it comes right down to it, what monkeys are trustworthy? Answers to the name "Fling Poo" I'd bet.

"Looks like an Olsen twin (circa Full House)." What a bizarre and yet accurately disturbing discription.

Do you want to touch my monkey?

B

Why, Yes I did. There Was a monkey on my back last time I looked and Now he's Gone. Hmmm, so is my neighbors wife,, hmmm I always thought there was some monkey buisness goin on there.

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