The best christmas cookie recipe ever.

This is the best Christmas cookie recipe ever!

Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take out a large bowl. Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

First, turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 table. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

Grewt recipee.

I had a problum thoh with the lats stp. I really tried to put the stove in the disgwshr but only made it halgf way.

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