Easter Island Makes Sports Illustrated

Chrissy Teigen in the latest issue of the SI Swimsuit Edition.

And the tiki is where?

"I'm blind. BLIND." - Army of Darkness."

Took the words right out of my mouth, Phillip, but actually I couldn't speak or close my gaping mouth. These photos would make great velvets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7WuQoF3fAQ&feature=player_embedded#!

Chrissy could use a personal trainer to tighten up a little. She IS a model afterall. Gotta look her best.
GROG like his women like the roads GROG ride motorcycle on---curvy and a little bit dangerous.

Grog is very talented.

However, you better be careful or they may hire you to work for Sports Illustrated.

That would be a disaster!

We can't have you running around exotic locales with supermodels.

We need you around to make funny jokes and ceramic collectibles!

You call that a "Super Model"?
Now this is a "Super Model"!

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[ Edited by: hanford_lemoore 2018-03-23 12:27 ]

What are you talking about, ATP? That girl's obviously incompetent. She doesn't even know how to put on her corset without getting all tangled up. She'd probably fall off the catwalk!

She might have model potential but I'd start her off slowly with an easier job. Maybe some light house work. I'd give her a feather duster and see how she did with my apartment before entrusting her with anything as important as a supermodel gig.