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The Tiki Central Best Quote Ever Thread.

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T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 2:27 PM Something about Puppys, Penii and Moai comes to mind... (take it away!)
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 2:47 PM Can't we all just get a Bong?
R Raffertiki Member L.I. Joined: Oct 31, 2003 Posts: 1527	R Raffertiki Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 4:19 PM "if you don't get it soon I'll smack those freckles right off your face." A co-worker to a mid-level boss. It happened today
S Swanky Tiki Socialite Hapa Haole Hideaway, Knoxville, TN Joined: Apr 03, 2002 Posts: 5398	S Swanky Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 4:29 PM "I wish this baggy pants trend would taper off."
A Alnshely Member Oceanside CA Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 974	A Alnshely Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 6:21 PM Leave the 'material world' of Tiki to us and go back to wanking dolphins. Trader Woody If I wasn't mistaken...I'd think that this board was visited by a bunch of Tiki Snobs. Is this board a public board or is it over run by a group of Elitist Tiki Nazis?!? Monkey Paw Ban me Hanford! kokomo Get over your pretentious, hoity toity SoCal "I'm so tiki" selves. You've all got some nerve. Hula lula keep in mind that a gentleman is never unintentionally rude... Tiki Bong TIKI CENTRAL Were happy clappy, moist & musical Mano Tiki Tia
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 7:51 PM Ah yes, I was trying to remember who said the wanking dolphins bit, that was great.
T thebaxdog Member Santa Ana, CA. Joined: Jun 19, 2002 Posts: 775	T thebaxdog Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 8:06 PM "Now, can we please get on with the business of getting this freak pervert locked away?" emspace
CM Cool Manchu Member PDX Joined: Aug 03, 2003 Posts: 564	CM Cool Manchu Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 9:51 PM I'm not a religeous man, but this has to be one of the creepiest quotes ever... "Am I my brother's keeper?"
E emspace Member Vancouver Joined: Jan 05, 2003 Posts: 879	E emspace Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 10:27 PM On 2003-11-20 20:06, thebaxdog wrote: "Now, can we please get on with the business of getting this freak pervert locked away?" emspace Awwww...my face is red! Thanx bax! em.
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Fri, Nov 21, 2003 6:22 AM I had meant quotes from Tiki Central, but I guess any quote that is entertaining is fine!
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Fri, Nov 21, 2003 7:13 AM On 2003-11-20 21:51, Cool Manchu wrote: I'm not a religeous man, but this has to be one of the creepiest quotes ever... "Am I my brother's keeper?" bring out the gimp :P
TC Tiki Chris Member London Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1542	TC Tiki Chris Posted posted on Mon, Dec 8, 2003 8:07 AM On 2003-07-30 11:14, ZEN TIKI wrote: Atomic boobs why don't you stay in the basement. Thought the cats that hang out and post on this site were hipsters. You guys are more like my keyster. here are two of the corniest/dumbest quotes that i just came across doing some research on some old threads.
L limptiki Member bay area Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Posts: 137	L limptiki Posted posted on Mon, Dec 8, 2003 12:46 PM Is the golden age of hilarious TC quotes over? Where is the new crop of morons and psychos?
AC Atomic Cocktail Tiki Socialite Land O' The Next Big One-L.A. Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: 929	AC Atomic Cocktail Posted posted on Mon, Dec 8, 2003 1:02 PM On 2003-12-08 08:07, Tiki Chris wrote: On 2003-07-30 11:14, ZEN TIKI wrote: Atomic boobs why don't you stay in the basement. Thought the cats that hang out and post on this site were hipsters. You guys are more like my keyster. What's even more funny is that I DO have atomic boobs (but no basement, alas!)
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Mon, Dec 8, 2003 1:29 PM Tiki_Bong "... do you gotta have a set of mondo cans to make the dress happen?" Kim "Uhm... Mondo cans? The correct terminology is "ample boobage", Bong." :P :P j$

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