Favorite Quotes--from dive bars, restaurants, etc! - Beyond Tiki

M mrsmiley Tiki Socialite Las Vegas, NV Joined: Apr 03, 2002 Posts: 3197	M mrsmiley Posted posted on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 3:27 AM What I am looking for is something you overheard when out and about-I am not looking for your favorite inspirational quote from JFK, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, Mike Tyson or Spongebob Squarepants! I will start it out with THREE quotes I heard during this weekend; Customer to bartender, "Have you seen 'Rick'? He and 'Rhonda' broke up and I thought he might be in jail!" Bar customer to bartender "I just called up ONE of my men and his wife answered!". And my favorite quote this weekend...Restaurant patron to no one in general, "If I ever meet the tooth fairy I am gonna kick her ass!!!". Ok folks...now its YOUR turn!! :) Have a nice Tiki Day! [ Edited by: MRSMILEY on 2004-08-09 10:38 ]

What I am looking for is something you overheard when out and about-I am not looking for your favorite inspirational quote from JFK, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, Mike Tyson or Spongebob Squarepants!
I will start it out with THREE quotes I heard during this weekend; Customer to bartender, "Have you seen 'Rick'? He and 'Rhonda' broke up and I thought he might be in jail!" Bar customer to bartender "I just called up ONE of my men and his wife answered!". And my favorite quote this weekend...Restaurant patron to no one in general, "If I ever meet the tooth fairy I am gonna kick her ass!!!".

Ok folks...now its YOUR turn!! :)

Have a nice Tiki Day!

[ Edited by: MRSMILEY on 2004-08-09 10:38 ]

Post #107127 by mrsmiley on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 3:27 AM