Favorite Quotes--from dive bars, restaurants, etc! - Beyond Tiki

GT Geeky Tiki Member Las vegas Joined: Oct 15, 2002 Posts: 533	GT Geeky Tiki Posted posted on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 10:00 AM I sat at a small table next to two elderly couples at the Mai Kai last year, and overheard one of the ladies trying to tell the famous-but-lousy "Hey, that's nacho cheese" joke. She was mangling it so obtusely that I had a hard time sipping my grog. I can't really assemble the first part, but her punchline is indelibly etched in my mind: As she got to the punch line, there was a moment of silence as she tried to pull that last hilarious sentence out of her brain and she came out with..."Hey, I don't think this is my cheese!" Her mates didn't get it, but it sure cracked me up. Plus, she crossed that invisible line that seperates humor from philosophy. [ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-08-09 10:19 ]

I sat at a small table next to two elderly couples at the Mai Kai last year, and overheard one of the ladies trying to tell the famous-but-lousy "Hey, that's nacho cheese" joke.

She was mangling it so obtusely that I had a hard time sipping my grog.

I can't really assemble the first part, but her punchline is indelibly etched in my mind:

As she got to the punch line, there was a moment of silence as she tried to pull that last hilarious sentence out of her brain and she came out with..."Hey, I don't think this is my cheese!"

Her mates didn't get it, but it sure cracked me up. Plus, she crossed that invisible line that seperates humor from philosophy.

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-08-09 10:19 ]

Post #107159 by Geeky Tiki on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 10:00 AM