Post #107191 by Unga Bunga on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 12:40 PM

Things a cocktail server has said or asked when I was their bartender:

1. What’s in a gin and tonic?
2. When is Cinco de Mayo?
3. Were you present when your driver's license picture was taken?
4. If it is against the law for people to drink and drive, why are there parking lots outside of bars?

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2004-08-10 00:19 ]