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Post #107292 by kctiki on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 5:13 PM
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A rowdy guy at a party was talking about the time he got shot in the head. A girl looked at him very concerned & asked, "Did you live?" She was embarrassed that everyone had such a good laugh at her expense. She said "Hey, my sister is the dingy one. She was in a car wreck & went to the ER to check out her scrapes & bruises. Then she told everybody, 'They sent me home because all I have is illusions & confusions'." |