Favorite Quotes--from dive bars, restaurants, etc! - Beyond Tiki

Z ZebraTiki Member Enchanted Bay Area, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2004 Posts: 530	Z ZebraTiki Posted posted on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 6:00 PM Overheard in bar: "You know what? You're disrespectful to anyone named Keith!" (followed by a guilty silence from the other party). In Oakland Arena parking lot, two guys walking from their car to stadium: First guy: "Man, if I wanted to walk THIS far, I'd have walked here, not ridden with you!" Second guy: "You'da walked further if you stayed home." First guy: "Yeah, right on." Overheard at restaurant: "She thinks the whole world's her clam chowder, and everyone else is chopped salad." This last one I supposedly said in a very serious tone, but can't remember the context: "Squirming and babbling will get you nowhere!"

Overheard in bar: "You know what? You're disrespectful to anyone named Keith!" (followed by a guilty silence from the other party).

In Oakland Arena parking lot, two guys walking from their car to stadium:
First guy: "Man, if I wanted to walk THIS far, I'd have walked here, not ridden with you!"
Second guy: "You'da walked further if you stayed home."
First guy: "Yeah, right on."

Overheard at restaurant: "She thinks the whole world's her clam chowder, and everyone else is chopped salad."

This last one I supposedly said in a very serious tone, but can't remember the context: "Squirming and babbling will get you nowhere!"

Post #107302 by ZebraTiki on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 6:00 PM