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Post #113383 by Hehena Haole on Thu, Sep 9, 2004 3:50 PM

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You guys have it all wrong. This is just a way the state of Florida purges itself of the weak. It calls upon the storm gods to test the willpower of those that decided to relocate here after their sunny family trip to Wally World.
After a series of hurricanes, the weak go back from where they came, vowing to never return. This inturn thins the traffic problems of overcrowding for the strong. Or something....