Post #115154 by JonPez on Fri, Sep 17, 2004 6:07 AM

Told myself long ago:
"Some things are inherently evil. Don't let them into the house or at 2am they will go for the cutlery."

Short list:
Troll dolls
Most things with clowns on them. Clowny-clown-clown...
Ventriloquist dummies.

Well, I saw this feller at a thrift store and broke my own rule. Made sure they packaged him up real good for the trip home. Could just imagine it coming up behind me and staring at me in the rear-view mirror. I'd ditch the car and roll.

It's a very well made (probably homemade) venriloquist bird puppet-sort-of-thing.

The wings flap up and down, the feet spin, his beak opens and closes, head does a mean 360° Exorcist move and each eye has independent movement, allowing for the creepiest Sammy Davis Jr imitation you will ever see.

Showing the ol' hand-hole.

Really well made, good to scare people over cubicle walls. Well worth the $1.49.
I may have to sell him on eBay if "accidents" start happening.

Also found this cool CB glass. Going on eBay within a few days...

Never realized a Volkwagon was called a "Pregnant Roller Skate". You learn something new every day, good buddy.

JonPez
http://www.playgroundzero.net/tiki/
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-On the eternal search for the recipe for Kobe's white sauce -

[ Edited by: JonPez on 2004-09-17 06:11 ]